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Zap. Squeak. Bastard! (11)
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Posted by x_flaire_x on Mon 3 Mar 08, 10:30 AM
Alternative title: Adventures With An E-Stim.
Dear Reader,
First, a word of warning. Never, ever, no matter what the circumstances, call your divine Dominant a bastard when you've got a E-stim veriprobe inserted into your minge and his finger is poised over the fire button. It only aggravates his sadistic nature and when you're helplessly secured, trust me, he'll only torment you with it.
It's the anticipation that gets you. The waiting for him to zap you and make you squeak again. In the moments between, you'll promise anything. I promised I'd be good all week long.
Last night was our first experience of an E-Stim unit. Back in October I wrote a post enquiring about them. Yesterday, Altheus and I took the plunge and bought one at LAM. I asked the question in that post whether I should buy one or not and I can now answer that question honestly and faithfully. YES, THEY'RE BLOODY WONDERFUL. It absolutely blew me away. I'm still tripping. I'm supposed to be doing the laundry but I'm just too blissful, too floaty light. I started this blog eight times.
I especially like the tingling sensation in my lady flaps for more than an hour after play. It made me very, very happy.
For Altheus - he has a new favourite toy. He loved the pleading, the begging, the reaction. I think the power has gone to his head and he did laugh manically at one point.
EVIL!
Even more evil when used with a heavy leather strap we bought from Master Chopper's stall. Just as the strap whacks me on the bottom, Altheus presses fire. I did scream at that point and he laughed.
BASTARD!
No, not bastard. Prince of men. Mighty, powerful, wonderful Master. Glorious, noble lord. Etc, etc. I think you're getting the drift of the power of the fire button.
A grateful thanks to Caz at E-Stim for taking the time to advise us and for giving me a buzz on the trading floor of LAM. I think I'm going to invent a new circle of hell for the creator of that fire button!

f x
(a very happy and blissful flaire)
Replies
3 Mar 08, 12:03 PM Mrs_EStim UK, 5 yrs |
glad to hear that you like the new toy ~giggles~Dont worry this isnt going to hurt a bit( at least not me anyway)
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3 Mar 08, 12:28 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs
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mistress_caz wrote:
glad to hear that you like the new toy ~giggles~
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EVIL!

f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
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3 Mar 08, 4:18 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 5 yrs 
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If it's that evil and it makes you beg and plead and promise to be good all week... then why aren't you doing the laundry? The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace. It failed.
In the year of the Shadow war it became something greater. Our last best hope for victory.
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5.
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3 Mar 08, 5:03 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
If it's that evil and it makes you beg and plead and promise to be good all week... then why aren't you doing the laundry?
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Have some faith in me, Bear! I've done the laundry now. I was just a little slow to get going. I've also tidied and clean. Completed the menu for the week and complied the shopping list. I've made a rhubarb crumble (yum, yum) and finished my allocated studies.
I've just done them with a fluffy head.

f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
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3 Mar 08, 5:18 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 5 yrs 
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x_flaire_x wrote:
MisterBear wrote:
If it's that evil and it makes you beg and plead and promise to be good all week... then why aren't you doing the laundry?
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Have some faith in me, Bear! I've done the laundry now. I was just a little slow to get going. I've also tidied and clean. Completed the menu for the week and complied the shopping list. I've made a rhubarb crumble (yum, yum) and finished my allocated studies.
I've just done them with a fluffy head.

f x
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Bloody 'ell woman, you trying to make me jealous?
The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace. It failed.
In the year of the Shadow war it became something greater. Our last best hope for victory.
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5.
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3 Mar 08, 5:22 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
Bloody 'ell woman, you trying to make me jealous?
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The rhubarb crumble has just come out of the oven. It looks lovely. Smells good too. Hopeful that will make himself pleased with me.
<happy sigh>
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
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3 Mar 08, 6:01 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 5 yrs 
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x_flaire_x wrote:
The rhubarb crumble has just come out of the oven. It looks lovely. Smells good too. Hopeful that will make himself pleased with me.
<happy sigh>
f x
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I think I need a flaire, or turned into one. I still can't even figure out what to do with the rest of my evening. The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace. It failed.
In the year of the Shadow war it became something greater. Our last best hope for victory.
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5.
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3 Mar 08, 8:56 PM Altheus UK, 8 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
I think I need a flaire, or turned into one. I still can't even figure out what to do with the rest of my evening.
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There is only one and she is mine. She says you should clean something in the rest of your evening. I am very pleased with the rhubarb crumble and the e-stim machine, never have I had cause for such maniacal laughter. "If you're fucked in the head, you're fucked in the head. Don't turn it in to a sexual kink." flaire.
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3 Mar 08, 9:39 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 5 yrs 
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Altheus wrote:
MisterBear wrote:
I think I need a flaire, or turned into one. I still can't even figure out what to do with the rest of my evening.
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There is only one and she is mine. She says you should clean something in the rest of your evening. I am very pleased with the rhubarb crumble and the e-stim machine, never have I had cause for such maniacal laughter.
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I've done a bit of cleaning. I threw away a finished toilet roll. I've got too much stuff and too few places to put it. The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace. It failed.
In the year of the Shadow war it became something greater. Our last best hope for victory.
The year is 2260. The place, Babylon 5.
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3 Mar 08, 10:28 PM x_flaire_x UK, 7 yrs
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MisterBear wrote:
I've done a bit of cleaning. I threw away a finished toilet roll. I've got too much stuff and too few places to put it.
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De-clutter! If you haven't used it in six months, if it isn't beautiful or seriously sentimental - chuck it!
Stacking boxes are always useful.

I love de-cluttering.
f x
P.S. Well done on the toilet roll. Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
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