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favourite personal quotes (22)

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Mon 25 Feb 08, 4:25 PM
MasterBlackrose
UK, 8 yrs
Inspired by a recent weblog of mine and the qoute :

MasterBlackrose wrote:

I just want to share the two quotes of the evening a certain person whilst being attacked by a Dom with An e-stim and a Domme with A Violet Wand was heard to utter "you bastard" at a particularly sharp voltage shock to the nipple when questioned what he meant by the utterance ( well not quite that politely but i'm paraphrasing) he replied "I meant that was midly effective."

what is your favourite BDSm related quote not necessarily by a well known person.

well Ok it's also inspired by the fact that i'm bored at work and am just killing time to teh night staff come in so I can give her her probation review (supply your own double entendres).

but here is another personal favourite from a couple of years ago

HER: "you aren't using that horse whip type thing on me I'm a sadist not that sick and twisted"

ME: " no you aren't a sadist you like being spanked and tied that makes you a masochist, well technically speaking that makes you a masochist with submissive tendencies and a prediliction for rope bondage"

Her: "shut up and stop waffling and either spank me or fuck me"

what can I say I talk too much sometimes

25 Feb 08, 4:31 PM
lucky_1
7 yrs
subbie looking over her shoulder at exhausted Dom and enquiring "Have you started yet?"

subbie, under her breath, "you bastard!" Dominant "what was that?" subbie, "Thank you Master"

I'm in my own world. It's Ok, they know me here.

25 Feb 08, 4:33 PM
touch_taboo
5 yrs
After a particuarly heavy pain filled session ..whipped with many varied implements ..my body was a mess..back arse thighs and breasts littered in heavy welts and bruises ..the violet wand turned high between my legs..my face tingling from full force slaps ..and apparantly the funny part for Him after all that when i tried to get my breath back and turned to look at him and asked ..'so ..do you think im a masochist?'..

He just laughed

i thought it was a fair question!

.....This is not a democracy.....

25 Feb 08, 4:34 PM
lili
UK, 12 yrs
Tanos: "That's the asymmetric nature of our relationship" (basically the standard response to any sentence starting with "That's not fair because....")

;-)

lili x

"Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends." (Dawn Adams)

25 Feb 08, 4:34 PM
Avada_Kedavra
UK, 7 yrs
lili wrote:
Tanos: "That's the asymmetric nature of our relationship" (basically the standard response to any sentence starting with "That's not fair because...."

;-)

lili x

LOL :-D

Im Hers Myspace
Its only a baby needle, you wont know the difference. I am not a one dimensional needle obssessed domme... Its going to be about sutures isnt it?

25 Feb 08, 4:39 PM
mini_velvet
UK(EH), 6 yrs
(in reference to me) "If Carlsberg made submissives..."

Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement,and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey,they don't call it a job for nothing!
Honk your horn if you like violent porn

25 Feb 08, 4:42 PM
syndeetoo
UK(WC), 6 yrs
Me to H after he'd been beastly: "Being hit on the ankles hurts so much more than anywhere else, have you ever caned yourself on the ankles?"

H: "You are joking, why would I do that?"

I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.

25 Feb 08, 4:57 PM
SqRtOfMinus1
4 yrs
after a, *sort of*, 'blind date'

me: she was a cruel, sadistic evil bitch queen

friend: so you wont be seeing her again

me: you must be joking, I think I'm in love

dorsum nudum fero tui sceleris.
Prayer... a sophisticated method of pleading with thunderstorms

25 Feb 08, 5:17 PM
mcncirce*
UK(BH), 9 yrs
From a friend chatting to me on msn ...

"I emailed a guy other day...... he had an alt profile saying he wanted to be financially exploited etc...

I sent a brief line warning him of the dangers... and saying that it's better to be involved with those that do it for pleasure than money etc..... :

anyway he wrote back saying "how can i repay you for advice!?!"

so I've suggested he bought me a leather trenchcoat!!..."

and from myself ..

"The only sub space I have ever known is the 12" strip along the left hand edge of the mattress where the duvet never reaches! "

Michelle

Trussed UK ~****~ Thoughts on BDSM
London Fetish Fair ~****~ SWAMP

25 Feb 08, 5:25 PM
Barbahella
UK(W), 8 yrs

Me screaming "GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME," shortly before fleeing the scene...The scene of course involving a friend's kitchen, a large paddling pool and another friend flailing around in said pool, whilst people formed an orderly queue to pee on said friend. I was accidently splashed, and I hasten to add, not part of the queue.
25 Feb 08, 5:32 PM
Jahc99
UK, 5 yrs
As I emerged from the dungeon, dripping with sweat and with a big silly grin, Mistweth declares 'I see the Clanger's in the house then....'

why poison your liver when I could eat it for you?

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