Posted by Hislilpuppy on Sat 16 Feb 08, 8:41 PM to Hislilpuppy's blog.
I recently had the opportunity to work on a sexually explicit production i.e. PORN. The theme of the DVD was MILF or Mums I would like to fuck. . Coincidently did you know that the word “FUCK” stands for Fornicate under Command of the King? .The director was interestingly an award winning porn director that was well renowned and respected!
Anyway, those who know me are well aware that I am squeamish and embarrassed over the slightest thing. So much so that I blush and become fidgety when someone says things like “suck my Daddi's cock”….squirm!!!
I often go to Dungeon Club Parties and stand there looking around at all the equipment and a realization comes over me. Firstly I think “OH MY GOD I am stood in a BDSM dungeon”…then “JESUS look at that equipment” …and “OH NO look at the toys, whips and canes available “…also “ALL these people are into BDSM “…and finally “EEK ….I am into BDSM!” So there you go, embarrassed over the very thing I am into, and you get the idea.
Furthermore, I find watching people have sex uncomfortable and prefer not to watch porn myself. In-fact if a porn is put on to watch I can't help but to put my own dubbing and running commentary over the voices to relieve the tension! I completely ruin the mood that a Porn should provide by saying such things like , “she faking it ….Oh actually that was real” and “ Listen to those moans no wonder men think they are good at sex , especially if women are faking it like that …oh yes…OH YES !! ..Whatever!!!!” So basically don't try and watch porn seriously around me because I will just ruin the moment.
When I was asked to work on the making and production of PORN it was a real challenge. Let me just point out that I wasn't the actress/ model in the porn but working behind the camera, that's BEHIND THE CAMERA! I was really nervous before the shoot wondering what exactly would be involved ….The shoot began with meeting of the actors and a very short period of getting to know you whilst the lady had her hair and makeup done. I tried to make conversation with the guy who was about to get stark bollocks naked and shag in front of me…as I thought it would be rude not to ! Asking inquisitive questions like “How did you get into this area? How long have you been in this industry and finally …How many films have you done. Well I didn't have time to hide my utter shock when he confessed that the total number of films over a period of 2 years had been 80 – 100! He surveyed my apparent shock and asked sheepishly “Do you think that's a lot? …spluttering and stammering I tried to show that nearly 100 shags wasn't a big number ….my cool fading fast! The woman in her fifties was petite and had not aged as gracefully compared to some was very nervous due to her on recently starting out in the Porn industry. The final look made her look like a strong powerful business women with tall black stilettos, Stocking and suspenders , tight short skirt and blouse topped with black jacket and tasteful expensive looking jewellery. The look gave her confidence but the young man in his twenties, showed little interest. Adding to the building disgrace and humiliation that occurred over the working on the porn shoot, I walked into the bathroom where the guy was wanking himself, trousers down!!! I felt completely mortified and as a result couldn't look him in the eyes throughout the shoot.
It occurred to me naively at this point that people in this industry have to often have sex with people that they wouldn't dream of doing in real life. Especially made clear whilst watching the interaction between the two participants, which was painfully obvious to be ….strained. Sat on opposite ends of the couch they looked over each other and conversed in small talk, with closed body language and tense silences. After showing the camera and each other the necessary documents of identification and health …we got straight down to business. A brief explanation by the director was instructed and simple sketches of the dialogue required (adlib…no script) the filming got under way. Sat in another room with the photographer, as space in the set was limited, we excruciatingly sat listening to the noises, moans and squeaks of the bed. Catching briefly each other eyes when different sounds came from the set we tried our best not to laugh …especially when a few large farts were heard. The man making only the same noise, muttering “YEAH…OH YEAH…YEAH...OH YEAH” was irritating to listen to , with stopping an issue as he lost his hard on…time is money people!!! Constant shouts of “AND CUT!” came sporadically throughout revealing Porn to be an enormous amount of stamina and control unseen by the public. The Director asked matter of fact to the women “How far do you squirt” had me blushing from head to toe at such frankness, yet when the other members of the crew came out from the set, I pretended to be unperturbed as if this was completely normal. The Director asked me to “Run out for Lube!” I effortlessly acted as though this was a normal request and indeed did RUN OUT FOR LUBE !. Skidding into the sex shop out of breath, I breathed heavily the words “I need……lube….silicone…..based….quick!” and the lady studied me and asked “You are in a rush?”…Not wanting the shop girl to think I needed the lube for a quick shag or something I blurted out that “I am doing a porn…well not me…I am not in the porn…working. Yes working on porn!!!!!” Cringe
The second day was more event-fall, feeling a little more aware of the ins and outs…lol of filming porn, I felt confident in my self to act cool. The female model arrived tall and extremely busty with bleach blonde hair. She was extremely frank, honest and completely open, constantly talking innuendos and full of energy not much welcomed at 8am in the morning! She was constantly talking dirty and came over to me eyes firmly fixed hugging and groping me! Throughout the film she intensified her attentions , grapping my hair , pulling me to her, pretending to fuck me and holding me down, wrapping her freakishly strong legs around me (no one would help , just shrugging as if it was normal!)……funnily in normal situations I may have welcomed the interest however I didn't want to compromise my professionalism and equally jeopardize my personal relationship. So instead I resided my reactions to cringing,standing stiff and frigid, pulling away and blushing all hot and bothered! Towering over me whilst grapping my arm tight, she whispering in my ear “I could do things to you little girl that could make your toes curl!!!” I thought I do things that would make YOURS curl…but would NEVER say anything because I try to maintain my angel like facade, that is pure and inncocent...AHEM.
The women seemed completely comfortable in her role and relaxed into playing little games, portraying a play-acting version of a porn star, over exagerating the moans and noises whilst posing in the positions with the guy involved. The director asked simply “ Are you all right doing anal today , and rough dirty sex? “ ….”Sure !” replied the women smiling and walked over to me to ask “ Can you go and get my anal Douche?” …gulp….. Feeling mortified at the task of retrieving the douche, I resigned myself to the task, retrieving it so the show could go on. The action was hard and utterly dirty ….anal… him blowjob…anal…her blowjob....vaginal! The Director shouting end of scenes and describing her desire to see the following…”Right I want missionary, doggy , cowgirl , reverse cowgirl and then legs over head….and ACTION !!!” .The crew was ordered to get the hardcore shots and the photographer pulling himself away from his chair with distaste to “Take shots of the cum on her face!!” …..YUK! Over she came with the stuff all over her face, happy as can be , whilst I backed away trying my best not to throw up. I even had to wipe away a bit she missed and began to wash my hands over and over like someone obsessed with OCD …”Not Clean!...must get Cum off hands…NOT CLEAN….UNCLEAN !!!!!!!!” Truly that was a test of my strength to keep from heaving and loosing control of my gut reaction. Absolutely disgusting the whole scene having had to watch due to no where else to go. The guy was obviously having a great time , unlike the guy the previous day , as he kept having to shout “TIME OUT” as he was about to shoot! .The whole thing brought gritty realism to reality and showed the respect that must be given to those involved. Further groping from the model ended my day with bruised finger marks present on my arm…Daddi Lee was not happy!
The last shoot of the day had a ridiculous call time of 6 am, began with an interesting female who used to be a female body builder! This was then used as a spin for the film and incorporated into the plot. This turned out to be her first film; she confessed and went on to say that with her husband, they often frequented swingers clubs. My blood ran cold as I innocently quizzed further … “Really ...swinging...where do you go ? “ …you never know I might turn up to a BDSM club one day only to bump into her !! She went onto to reveal “well we have done swinging for quite a while and thought PORN to be the next progression!” …I thought god what's next BDSM yikes? The guy had fantastic tattoos and dark skin, who was just as confident as all the males that seemed to frequent the film over the last few days. I realised that the men would have to be confident and sure of themselves in order to perform especially when put under pressure of “And now we want the CUM Shot, sooo when ever your ready!?”…Tick Tock Tick Tock. I am glad that the director thought more carefully about the women involved, as they were always asked what position they normally find best to CUM with. Interestingly it was mainly doggy , which makes sense as the position would mean stimulation of the G SPOT …I was told by Daddi Lee…you learn something new everyday! The shoot was much more relaxed between the two participants and therefore the energy in the scenes were much more exciting. My job was again interesting when I was called to mop up the MILK off the actors bodies, as they had done a scene involving milk and pouring it down the body to be licked off. The noises were LOUD, guttural and wild as the pair did acrobatic positions, such as the female doing the splits across the guy whilst they shagged. The funniest part for me was when the Director told the guy to shout “CHRIS'S MUM!!!” in homage to the American pie Stifler's mom clip! The Photographer and I just looked at each other and shook our heads in amusement of the ridiculousness of PORN!
I will be working on the next shoot which will be interesting yet again. I just think I will never get over my coy, shy and embarrassed self when it comes to sexually explicit things. I think it will be sad if someday I am nonchalant and completely unperturbed about sexual and BDSM activities as it will mean I am immune to the delights that embarrassment can do. I would like to embrace my naive innocence and remember to enjoy sex as a thrill as this experience has truly left a mark, more than any cane could!
Yours more wise fck
Edited Sat 16 Feb 08, 9:36 PM by Hislilpuppy
| 17 Feb 08, 10:50 AM amira_S 8 yrs  |
Personally I think your porn commentarys could get you a job on badly dubbed porn any day!  SM Dykes Manchester - www.smdykes.org.uk |
| 17 Feb 08, 12:16 PM ThedaVamp UK, 6 yrs |
What a great blog! Thanks for the laughs! Please check your irony levels before attempting to respond to the majority of my posts. |
