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waking up with a vagina (65)

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19 Feb 08, 11:09 PM
Michelle42
UK(PL), 8 yrs

How lovely,would dress up and go out and pull and get Fucked both ways for a change,my wish has come true,Thank you

20 Feb 08, 11:39 AM
SueMtv
UK(NG), 7 yrs

Priapuss wrote:
Do I get the boob job as well?

same thought here as well, but if not then I would just have to try it out ASAP

sue

20 Feb 08, 12:03 PM
DrMajolica
UK(NR), 6 yrs

Abaddon wrote:
waking up with a vagina

Guys if you woke up with a vagina in place of your own genitals whats the first thing you would do ?

Get it valued, before I did anything silly with it.

20 Feb 08, 12:04 PM
nicolaleeanne
UK, 5 yrs

Abaddon wrote:
waking up with a vagina

Guys if you woke up with a vagina in place of your own genitals whats the first thing you would do ?

no wife jokes please

At least it would go with my clothes, i'd probably get up and cook the breakfast. Then a trip to the chemist, to get some headache tablets.

20 Feb 08, 12:14 PM
daisyhousemaid
5 yrs

I would go out and spend loads of money on clothes and a boob job

20 Feb 08, 7:30 PM
DancesWithPussycats
UK(TW), 7 yrs

Little_Lady_Villen wrote:
So thats where the clitoris is.

Sorry guys couldnt resist.

Not quite...or maybe...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7254523.stm

International man of mystery

20 Feb 08, 9:24 PM
innocent07986
UK, 6 yrs

cry

Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat!!!!!!!!!! What prevents me from speaking the truth with a smile!

20 Feb 08, 9:35 PM
BeastlyCpl
UK(WF), 5 yrs

I'd probably have to relearn how to park the car....(sexist I know )

21 Feb 08, 1:10 PM
Looking_For_More
UK, 4 yrs

I'd phone work, tell them I'm taking a few days off, get a rabbit and a full length mirror and make the most of it. lol.

Edited 21 Feb 08, 4:30 PM by Looking_For_More

21 Feb 08, 4:31 PM
Mistress_Avralivia
UK(RG), 4 yrs
£

I wake up with a vagina every day, I used to wake up with a cunt every day too but i chucked him out.

if I woke up with a cock id immediately make sure two of my kinky friends with a massive fetish for being forced to suck cock but never have...

Me: "get your ass over here bitch im gonna fuck you senseless" them: ohh strap on sex? Me: No tonight im gonna make you a man boy them: Erk? Me: Im gonna fuck you raw now get your bitch ass over here

serveral hours later:

them:OMG that was soo good Miss Me: yes bitch now suck it them: *muted gargling noises* Me: chuckles happily with hands on my head relaxing.

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."

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