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Posted by MarkBondageVarley on Thu 7 Feb 08, 9:00 PM

When teenager Joanne Raine had her boyfriend's nickname "Roo" tattooed on her stomach it was supposed to be a sign of her undying love.

The 19-year-old from Darlington paid Ł80 for the Chinese artwork in 2004 and was delighted with the results.

That was until she showed it off in a Chinese takeaway and found out it actually spelled "supermarket."

you

fucking

eejit.

Edited Thu 7 Feb 08, 9:05 PM by MarkBondageVarley

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7 Feb 08, 9:01 PM
angeldustx
UK, 2 yrs

that is CLASS! lmao
no labels, no gimmicks, does EXACTLY what it says on the tin, just ME! Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

7 Feb 08, 9:03 PM
electricfog
UK, 4 yrs
She could always change her name to 'Sainsbury' or 'Asda'.

7 Feb 08, 9:10 PM
Raeynah
UK, 2 yrs

I knew a girl who wanted a chinese symbol for good luck or good fortune, what she ended up with is the symbol for money. The tattoo'd symbol is offensive to the chinese so every time she goes for a meal she has to wear a long sleeve top. Silly bint.

7 Feb 08, 9:13 PM
JMs_662_682_931
15 mths
**wanders if he had "sweep" on him ???** lol
if i could then i would, i'd go whever you will go

7 Feb 08, 9:15 PM
Miss_Lead
UK(E), 2 yrs
£
Well I shall keep a certain individual's name aside but I do recall a certain lampshade coming to our home. I was told that the chinese symbols represented the 'five elements'.
A chinese friend came around for a photoshoot, to tell us that it did indeed translate to 'Year of the Horse'
Just couldn't let that one go
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7 Feb 08, 9:20 PM
MushroomGirl
UK, 2 yrs
I have Chinese, Japanese and Malaysian friends who tell me they have no end of fun reading the actual meaning of idiotic white and black folks tattoos...
I think the best one I've heard about so far is a muscular young chap spotted on a plane who had something meaning either "woman house / bothel / toilet" on his arm. Fool!

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7 Feb 08, 9:35 PM
MarkBondageVarley
UK(E), 3 yrs
Y!

Miss_Lead wrote:
Well I shall keep a certain individual's name aside but I do recall a certain lampshade coming to our home. I was told that the chinese symbols represented the 'five elements'.
A chinese friend came around for a photoshoot, to tell us that it did indeed translate to 'Year of the Horse'
Just couldn't let that one go
yea ok, I can't read chinese and 'the woman' said they were all from 5 elements, thank you susie for ruining the illusion. bloody 'horse' indeed...
Mark
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7 Feb 08, 9:58 PM
Priapuss
UK(PO), 17 mths

MarkVarley wrote:

Miss_Lead wrote:
Well I shall keep a certain individual's name aside but I do recall a certain lampshade coming to our home. I was told that the chinese symbols represented the 'five elements'.
A chinese friend came around for a photoshoot, to tell us that it did indeed translate to 'Year of the Horse'
Just couldn't let that one go
yea ok, I can't read chinese and 'the woman' said they were all from 5 elements, thank you susie for ruining the illusion. bloody 'horse' indeed...

Year of the Horse:
1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026, 2038
Some of those dates have to be of use to you and make your lampshade a little less problematic!
Elemental my dear Watson.
Today's the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Faith is a certainty without evidence, trust is empirical.
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7 Feb 08, 10:25 PM
MarkBondageVarley
UK(E), 3 yrs
Y!

Priapuss wrote:

MarkVarley wrote:

Miss_Lead wrote:
Well I shall keep a certain individual's name aside but I do recall a certain lampshade coming to our home. I was told that the chinese symbols represented the 'five elements'.
A chinese friend came around for a photoshoot, to tell us that it did indeed translate to 'Year of the Horse'
Just couldn't let that one go
yea ok, I can't read chinese and 'the woman' said they were all from 5 elements, thank you susie for ruining the illusion. bloody 'horse' indeed...

Year of the Horse:
1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026, 2038
Some of those dates have to be of use to you and make your lampshade a little less problematic!
Elemental my dear Watson.

We're both year of the Dragon
Mark
"I don't promote violence, I just encourage it."
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7 Feb 08, 10:57 PM
Romola
UK, 3 yrs

MarkVarley wrote:
We're both year of the Dragon

Yes, but at least now you can get it out of the cupboard in 8 years time and be up to the minute.
Clearly, it's in your interest not to annoy other users of IC by felching the wanking barfs or weblogs with ads.

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