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Involuntary Muscular contractions (Joke) (1)

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Posted by x_Lexie_x on Sat 2 Feb 08, 4:15 PM to x_Lexie_x's blog.

This was just sent to me in an email

A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably out fishing with his mates'!!

Edited Sat 2 Feb 08, 4:19 PM by x_Lexie_x

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2 Feb 08, 4:20 PM
HobGothlin
5 yrs
I was walking through town this afternoon and this woman was struggling with her shopping and crying baby.

She said 'could you hold my baby a second and wind it for me whilst i sort out my shopping bags?'

I went one better and gave it a black eye!

WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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