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Mistress_Darkangel has made me pregnant!! (12)

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Posted by MissyG on Thu 17 Jan 08, 11:36 PM to MissyG's blog.

I've just taken her out for an all you can eat chinese for her birthday dinner, twas lovely, but we both came out 6 months pregnant!

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17 Jan 08, 11:38 PM
abby1983
UK(KA), 7 yrs
Those places are evil for doing things like that
17 Jan 08, 11:39 PM
bratyboyslim
8 yrs
don't worry, two good farts and you'll be back to size 10 an hungry again

can't crack me, I'm a rubber duck

17 Jan 08, 11:40 PM
MissyG
UK(WD), 8 yrs

bratyboyslim wrote:
don't worry, two good farts and you'll be back to size 10 an hungry again
=-o

I might get arrested for killing the ozone!

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17 Jan 08, 11:43 PM
Mel_SnM
UK(BA), 7 yrs
ponders how much I have to fart to get to a size ten...
17 Jan 08, 11:45 PM
MissyG
UK(WD), 8 yrs

Mel_SnM wrote:
ponders how much I have to fart to get to a size ten...

lie on your back, lift your legs straight up in the air & suck your tummy muscles in, makes u fart

I love jackarse & the things it teaches me sometimes :-D

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17 Jan 08, 11:46 PM
Mel_SnM
UK(BA), 7 yrs
I'd need to continuously fart for days I think.. make that months - and legs in the air that long? highly impractical! ;-)

Edited 17 Jan 08, 11:47 PM by Mel_SnM

17 Jan 08, 11:57 PM
x_MDA_x
6 yrs
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Gosh thanks you G for a fab evening, I have been huffing and puffing around the house for the past hour, farting away. :-D

We also got interrupted by a large travelling family (children were in their dressing gowns and shiny shoes lol). Miss G saw one of them christening a child in one of the sinks in the ladies. Most memorable :)

Gosh I feel so full, must do farting exercises before bedtime otherwise may blow a hole in the foam mattress!

MDA x

I am the white rabbit in Alice's Wonderland, my fur is decorated in her blood....

18 Jan 08, 12:26 AM
Demonatrixx
6 yrs
MistressGoth wrote:
Mel_SnM wrote:
ponders how much I have to fart to get to a size ten...

lie on your back, lift your legs straight up in the air & suck your tummy muscles in, makes u fart

I'd try that now but it's late and I am in bed. Will have a go in the morning. Won't sleep now. Too excited!

Edited 18 Jan 08, 12:31 AM by Demonatrixx

18 Jan 08, 12:57 AM
threadkiller
8 yrs
We also got interrupted by a large travelling family (children were in their dressing gowns and shiny shoes lol). Miss G saw one of them christening a child in one of the sinks in the ladies. Most memorable :) - - - - -

Oh but for the classy joints.

better than the usual trick of nicking the baby nappies & milk sachets from tesco's restruant and baby care rooms because they've got none in the caravan. such style and finesse.

Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me. 'Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion, hitch a ride with us. 'Cos we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City, and we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back.

18 Jan 08, 3:48 AM
Bellatrix_LeStrange
UK, 6 yrs
What will you call your food baby? :-)

Im Hers Myspace Its only a little needle, it wont hurt a bit...
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