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Posted by H9_Danny on Tue 25 Dec 07, 2:22 AM
xmas is a time of tolerance, or at least it's supposed to be.
i have spent the past 3 days trying to clear my head and remember what hints were dropped re presents over the last few weeks.
are they forthcoming... no they are not. A quick stroll around the shops has not jogged nixy.
anyway, after making decisions, right or wrong, the pressies are bought. I stood in the kitchen wrapping away tonight, cack handed and trying my best.
I don't see what the problem is with wrapped pressies that have tripple runs of sellotape and folded paper that has bits sticking out here and there.If i was good at it then i would be working in a florists or somewhere. I'm a man
I shall be watching her Majesties face tomorrow to see if the thrill of the gift shall overshadow the attempt that a one armed man could do better at.
I am sure it will ....well at least untill boxing day when normality settles back in.
it's the thought that counts, right?
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25 Dec 07, 2:55 AM
velvet_minx
UK(EH), 3 yrs
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so long as it isn't a teasmaid I am sure she will be delighted! And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
apparently "I hate you, you sasanach bastards" is not a safeword...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0as2GKhmuA
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25 Dec 07, 8:06 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs
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velvet_minx wrote:
so long as it isn't a teasmaid I am sure she will be delighted!
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An iron is a good one to avoid as well, otherwise it won't just be you who will be ironing yer cock.
Just watch out though, if she says "It's the thought that counts." Then yer in shit cos she'll really be thinking, "All I wanted was this, this, this, and this with maybe this as well, but no, the bastard just be bothered and it's not like I hadn't given enough hints, he's really going to pay for this..." |
25 Dec 07, 12:16 PM
music_lover
UK, 3 yrs
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if in doubt, buy her a hoover! God invented Guinness so I wouldn't rule the world
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25 Dec 07, 7:46 PM
TheProf
UK, 9 yrs |
It's a matter of headspace old son: You're an engineer. Just imagine it's a small seam taped box, then imagine the material getting thinner.
( and I know you're good enough to weld tinfoil, but don't go that route unless you can find suitable tin opener)
Have a really good christmas, both of you, and best wishes for a full recovery.
Mike ('The Prof')
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