Posted by ColdHarbour
on Thu 20 Dec 07, 5:54 PM to ColdHarbour's blog.
I am wondering how easy it is for private citizens to buy tracking devices. My friend found me today, half-a-mile from the nearest pub, shopping for baguettes & brie in the local supermarket.
She said: “You look like shit!”
I said: “Thanks. Merry Christmas!”
She said: “No! Really! You really look like fucking shit!”
I thought about commenting on her resemblance to Betty Boop with breast implants but, as I was feeling like shit at the time, I decided it wasn't worth the aggravation.
She said: “So you had that flu or something?”
I said: “Had or have? What do you think?”
She said: “I think you look like fucking crap so stay the fuck away from me. I don't want to get it! You should go home. Go bed or something!”
I said … COUGH! SPLuTTeR! Sneeeeeeeeeeeeze! Cough!
She said: “Fuck! Definitely get the fuck away from me. Go to fucking bed! I would rub Vick on your chest but I don't want my old man getting jealous”
I said: “Of me or your fingers?”
She said: “What? What about my fingers?”
I said: “Sorry. I thought I could smell something on your fingertips. But then I have a cold so who knows”.
She said: “Fuck off! You're supposed to be fucking ill. It's my new handwipes. O de something or other"
I said: "Eau de Quim?"
She said: "Dunno. It's all in French. Is that it then? Like proper designer gear? I just got a load off this bloke in the market."
I said: “It smells nice. But then, like I said: I have a cold”.
She said: “So you going home and going to bed now?”
I said: “Yes. No choice. Can't see straight or stand up anymore.”
She said: “You're not going to put that in your fucking weblog thingy are you?”
I said: “Maybe. I thought you said to write about things I did … COUGH”
She said: “You should go see a fucking doctor you should”.
I said: “Couldn't face one right now. I'll just go to bed”.
She said: “Happy Christmas?”
I said: “Yeah! Right! COUGH!”
Edited Thu 20 Dec 07, 5:55 PM by ColdHarbour
| 20 Dec 07, 7:59 PM goodghirl UK, 8 yrs  |
Happy Christmas Grizwald O'Connor The 93rd rocks my world | |
| 21 Dec 07, 12:16 PM ColdHarbour UK(SW), 4 yrs |
Yeah! Right! Right now, I'll settle for any kind of Xmas and hope the New Year is better than this one. You cannot run away from what is inside you — African proverb | |
| 21 Dec 07, 2:39 PM Janie_0 UK(G), 8 yrs |
Ditto
Friendship may, and often does, grow into love,
but love never subsides into friendship....Lord Byron | |
| 22 Dec 07, 10:40 AM ColdHarbour UK(SW), 4 yrs |
Happy New Year! You cannot run away from what is inside you — African proverb |
