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Posted by Sir_O_Gate  on Wed 19 Dec 07, 9:51 AM
Okies,
About dis time of da year there is always a few things that still puzzles me, so here be da toofousundandsevun list -
1) Is Screwfix Direct some kinda no nonsense dating site maybes ?
2) If Typhoo put da T in Britain who put da C**T in Scunthorpe ?
3) Where was da man when he jumped off da bridge ?
4) What time is da midnight feast ?
5) Do pilots only eat plane chocolate ?
6) If da captain ov a crooze boat is at da cocktail party whoo is drivin, da boat eh ?
7) In Startreks how comes they need da Enterprise seein' as how they already got da transporters anyways ?
8) Does anyone ever eat at da dodgy curry house Pearl & Dean keep advertizin' ?
9) Seein'as how we can put a man on da moon how comes there arnt non rustly sweetie papers for da cinema eh ?
10) Can me eva' be a twoo Dom wifout a leatha waistycoat ?
Now me is shure over peeps must have such fings rattlin' around in da old grey matter so stick em' on here and start toofousundanate wiff a cleer mind .....
Festive fun & a happty noo years
SoG
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