A lovely little Christmas Story (joke) (1)

Posted by mrs_whipkick on Wed 12 Dec 07, 10:32 AM to mrs_whipkick's blog.

A Lovely Christmas Story ....

> When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys >

> as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which Stressed Santa even more.

> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

> about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out Heaven knows where. > >

> Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,

> > the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

> So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a

> shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had

> drunk all the cider and liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally

> dropped the cider

> jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the

> kitchen

> floor.

> He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw

> off

> the

> end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa

> marched

> to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great

> big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa.

> Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you

> like me to stick it?"

> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree...

Edited Wed 12 Dec 07, 3:45 PM by mrs_whipkick

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I remember that year well...