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on Fri 30 Nov 07, 8:58 PM to SnowdropExplodes's blog.
Numpty malesub unsolicited IM!!!
Strange thing is, I actually feel rather special because of it! I guess I might become a gay sex icon after all!?
I had a little bit of fun before sending the poor whelp on his way, the transcript follows (his name and and IM nick altered to protect the guilty-as-charged). He's obviously found me from my yahoo profile (where my one-line "latest news" says, "looking for the person who'll surrender to me and let me take control" - I suppose maybe I got what I deserved for having that on there?)
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somedimblokeybloke id like u to control me snowdrop_explodes and who might you be? somedimblokeybloke bert snowdrop_explodes I mean, why would I want to control you? somedimblokeybloke i ask it of you snowdrop_explodes if that is all the answer you give, then I decline your request. somedimblokeybloke i give you my soul only joking snowdrop_explodes you're not doing a very good job of impressing me. somedimblokeybloke just pre cum would u spert into my mouth snowdrop_explodes that's an incredibly personal question to ask someone you don't even know yet. somedimblokeybloke i crave it can i wank for u snowdrop_explodes I suggest you go away and work on your social skills, dear, and then maybe eventually you will be able to impress someone enough that they might want to get to know you, and then just maybe, if they get to know you and decide they like you, you might get what you want. somedimblokeybloke yes master |
| 30 Nov 07, 9:28 PM eloesa UK(SO), 7 yrs       |
Now THAT was funny !lol ...
They say, the best men are moulded out of faults; And, for the most, become much more the better for being a little bad. | |
| 30 Nov 07, 9:58 PM RosieLady UK(AB), 6 yrs |
gives snowdrop the FW award..a rite of passage indeed Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality (dear oscar) | |
| 1 Dec 07, 12:30 PM candle_in_the_wind UK(RM), 5 yrs |
Fed up of creeps and wank merchants at my local haunts (I seem to be a magnet for them), a friend suggested I join a vanilla site to see if i could find an honest decent (single) human being that actually wants to leave their house and can hold a conversation. So, I chose Plentyoffish. Set up profile, pressed send and lo and behold within 5 minutes an IM message from some guy with a fairly cool picture. Warning bells should have gone off when his 3rd question to me was "Do you have a web cam". I said no, I could only view not send (I have learned something you see). Instantly, a nice full frontal of some naked, limp dicked fat guy (having no resemblance to the profile picture), cock in hand, wanking furiously. My message to him was "Consider yourself reported to Admin you fat ugly loser". Blocked, reported, my profile deleted.
Well it was fun while it lasted, all 15 minutes of being vanilla citw The Gene Pool could use a little Chlorine | |
| 1 Dec 07, 12:49 PM mollie UK(CR), 8 yrs |
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."" |
