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22 Nov 07, 10:41 PM
Mona_Demarkov
HR, 7 yrs

I'm just bumping this post (since it was the first thing I thought about as well):

BrianC wrote:
Whether you should be worried depends on just how black. A bleeding stomach or duodenal ulcer causes tarry black stools and if that is a possibility it needs a visit to the GP. I drink a lot of red wine and my stools have never turned black or got lighter if I change to white wine.

A single episode of black is probably not much to be worried about, but any more than that is a cause for concern.

(I'm a doctor)

"I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy "

22 Nov 07, 11:04 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 6 yrs

MasterG63 wrote:

teach_me wrote:

if you plant a daffodil bulb in a beetroot the daffodil will come up with pretty red streaks ........ ok so that wasn't exactly on topic ....... but it was about beetroots

So have I got this right... ??

You eat the beetroot....

Stick the daffodildo up your arse....

Then what?

Wait for the red streaks?

Opps! Too much red wine again!

and i thought it was only sev that had a strange plant up the arse fetish?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

23 Nov 07, 9:52 AM
MasterG63
6 yrs

teach_me wrote:

and i thought it was only sev that had a strange plant up the arse fetish?

Yes but you could say his pervery goes to the marrow!

He he he!

Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic!

23 Nov 07, 12:11 PM
teach_me
UK(OL), 6 yrs

MasterG63 wrote:

teach_me wrote:

and i thought it was only sev that had a strange plant up the arse fetish?

Yes but you could say his pervery goes to the marrow!

He he he!

and the leek and the carrot, turnip, melon, ..................

23 Nov 07, 2:17 PM
just_pixie
UK(CF), 5 yrs

MasterG63 wrote:
Anal related question...

Why did it do that?

It's to do with the tannin's in the red wine.

Other peculiar things that happen with other foods is if you drink too much Blue curcso is your pee turns blue/green.

and black icing turns your poo green.

When you say "BITE ME" I consider that FOREPLAY

23 Nov 07, 2:21 PM
MistressRouge
UK(B), 6 yrs
£

Iron tablets too, makes very dark poo lol

23 Nov 07, 3:05 PM
ColdHarbour
UK(SW), 4 yrs

trainee_slut2000 wrote:

unusual_suspects wrote:
It happens to all who drink red wine

Lmao

.... and Guinness!

You stole my line *L* I'm told it has something to do with the iron content but that could well be ... I almost said bullshit but under the circumstances ....

You cannot run away from what is inside you � African proverb

23 Nov 07, 5:08 PM
StrictlyFunX
UK(SO), 5 yrs

Apparently, if you eat tadpoles, they come out of your bum as frogs.

23 Nov 07, 5:29 PM
mini_velvet
UK(EH), 6 yrs

StrictlyFunX wrote:
Apparently, if you eat tadpoles, they come out of your bum as frogs.

they make jizz taste better too

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
apparently "I hate you, you sasanach bastards" is not a safeword...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0as2GKhmuA

24 Nov 07, 7:04 PM
MasterG63
6 yrs

StrictlyFunX wrote:
Apparently, if you eat tadpoles, they come out of your bum as frogs.

When I was but a young boy at boarding school we did fill a lads wellies with frog spawn & make him walk back to school wearing them!

That was gross even by our standards!!

Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic!

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