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The Perfect Day.... (18)
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Posted by chartreuse on Tue 13 Nov 07, 6:02 PM
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Have you ever heard it called a "growler" before? I haven't!!!
C x 
Replies
13 Nov 07, 6:34 PM
golfmebackwards
UK, 2 yrs
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What no hole in one with a top class sports car as a prize???? I'm so glad that this has taken me so long,
Coz its the journey thats made me so strong.
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13 Nov 07, 7:00 PM
houndofhades
UK, 24 mths
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chartreuse wrote:
<snip>
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Have you ever heard it called a "growler" before? I haven't!!!
C x
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Change the dog leaving the room to 3 cats and i'm so with you on that one It'd be a great way to have my vengance and yes I would laugh myself to sleep at that 
And i've never heard of "growler" before but it certainly drew a chuckle!! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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13 Nov 07, 7:02 PM
annieanne
2 yrs |
chartreuse wrote:
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
C x
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Wow what a guy!!! |
13 Nov 07, 7:30 PM
Litany
UK(E), 7 yrs
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chartreuse wrote:
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
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can I just say, if they were lesbian, they wouldnt have sex with a man, and UP AT 6 am on a perfect day, your bloody kidding!
blow job, then back to sleep please! "Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*"
Fen "You have some strange taste in music"
Me "If I didn't, I wouldn't be half as interesting"
http://www.synthetik-lens.com
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13 Nov 07, 7:54 PM
xxx_my_butt
UK(WR), 2 yrs
Y!
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Thank you so much, I really needed a good laugh tonight and I was nearly in tears reading this. |
13 Nov 07, 11:07 PM
MasterG63
2 yrs
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Your problem is........?
Sounds fine to me!  Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic!
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13 Nov 07, 11:21 PM
MasterG63
2 yrs
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chartreuse wrote:
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Have you ever heard it called a "growler" before? I haven't!!!
C x
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I have managed 12 on that list!! (but it was a very long day!)
Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic!
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13 Nov 07, 11:34 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 2 yrs
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xxx_my_butt wrote:
Thank you so much, I really needed a good laugh tonight and I was nearly in tears reading this.
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You're welcome.
Like the pic of the sweaty body on your profile, is it you?
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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13 Nov 07, 11:38 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 2 yrs
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MasterG63 wrote:
I have managed 12 on that list!! (but it was a very long day!)
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You lucky thing.... I have managed 1 or 2 on the Womans list. 
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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13 Nov 07, 11:47 PM
chartreuse
UK(BA), 2 yrs
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Litany wrote:
chartreuse wrote:
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
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can I just say, if they were lesbian, they wouldnt have sex with a man, and UP AT 6 am on a perfect day, your bloody kidding!
blow job, then back to sleep please!
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Lesbian "tendencies" means bi, doesn't it?
You would have to get up at 6 a.m. to have enough time to enjoy the rest the Perfect Day!!!
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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