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Posted by billybofh
on Wed 7 Nov 07, 11:50 PM to billybofh's blog.
You know what it's like - you've opened five tubs of yoghurt and have only one spoon. So you end up having to lick the spoon spotlessly clean between each dip'n'lick for fear of cross-flavour contamination.
I struggle on as usual, despite the hardships that life throws in my path. If people really understood how very, very difficult things were for me I'm sure I'd get sympathy rather than the more usual ridicule. Damn them. The people. All of them.
Except the one I met on the train today who gave me the spoon.
Oh, no! Actually! If they hadn't given me the spoon I wouldn't have bought seventeen tubs of yoghurt and so wouldn't now be having the problems with the ones I have open now!
Damn him too!
Why did he have a spoon anyway? Eh? I didn't! Nor did any of the other passengers I asked! And I asked quite a few! I had a note stitched inside my Davy Crockett hat to save me actually talking to them of course. As per! You know me!
Anyway, as I was saying - if I didn't have a spoon, why did he? Is he part of the plot? The big plot? The one to make me spend all of my money of yoghurt then allow it to be cross-flavour contaminated?! I know! Fiendish!
I suppose I could just eat one tub at a time, thus thwarting them.
Unless......!
Is that what they want me to do?
Is it a double-bluff? Should I actually *be* contaminating each pot with a tiny trace of the flavour before it?
Ha! I'm onto their game now, by George! The guy on the underground will rue the day he tried to con me with his piffling spoon-based yoghurt entrapment scheme! Oh yes!
Well, on that triumphant note I shall head to bed and warm my ointments! Again!
Fear my tepid unctures!
Again!
| 8 Nov 07, 8:24 AM DillyTante UK, 6 yrs  |
Heavens! Do you warm your ointments? I didn't think you were supposed to do that.
Dilly |
