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The battle of the Sexes - We have a Winner! (3)
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Posted by Janus_x on Thu 18 Oct 07, 10:26 AM
Breaking news just in, Mathemeticians prove that Women are the better sex
While men have suspected that women were evil for many thousands of years, recent mathematical discoveries have proven that women are, in fact, evil. The equations involved are a rather basic manipulation of business mathematics and simple logic.
In economics, there is a widely accepted catch phrase that describes the relationship between the amount of effort put into an activity and the amount of profit you attain from said activity. This phrase is known as "Time is money". From this, we get: an equation:
(1) Time = Money
It is also a basic fact of life that in order to sustain a relationship with a woman, one needs to both spend time with said woman and spend money on said woman through engaging in various expensive activities and making purchases of objects infused with the power of diamonds. From this, we get:
(2)Women = Time x Money
By substitution of (2) into (1), we get:
(3) Women = Money x Money or Women = Money2
From religious teachings, we find that "Money is the root of all evil", which by inversion gives us
(4) Evil = Money2
Recalling that Women = Money2 from Eq. (3) and combining equations (3) and (4), we get:
Women = Money2 = Evil
And therefore,
Women = Evil
However, despite (and even including the above proof), it has been found that men are in fact even worse. First, we define a man's life as being comprised of time, money, sex and girls, which the quality thereof increasing in proportion. Therefore:
Men = Time x Money x Sex x Girls
Then as we know that “Time = Money” and also from the simplicity of the male mind we know that “Girls = Sex” we can simplify this as:
Men = Money x Money X Girls x Girls
As “Girls = Women” and as proved above “Women = Evil”, this can be simplified even further:
Men = Money2 x Evil x Evil
Or
Men = Money2 x Evil2
Finally, taking into account that "Money is the root of all evil", the final result of this equation is that:
Men = Evil x Evil2
Or
Men = Evil3 which is clearly worse than Women = Evil
Q.E.D.
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