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IC : Weblogs : chartreuse : "Duties of a Wife...."

Duties of a Wife.... (6)

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chartreuse

Posted by chartreuse on Thu 4 Oct 07, 6:59 PM

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they'd given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he'd given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man (no name supplied) had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mown, laundry washed and a hot meal on the table every evening. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.... enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscape gardener.

C x

Edited Thu 4 Oct 07, 7:16 PM by chartreuse

Replies

4 Oct 07, 7:02 PM depravedlatex UK(M), 3 yrs	Silly sod should have taken her shopping before saying a ward
4 Oct 07, 7:02 PM depravedlatex UK(M), 3 yrs	that depraved latex cant spell hehe
4 Oct 07, 7:10 PM crestedwench UK, 20 mths	cant spell either, but dmaned right he should have taken her shopping
4 Oct 07, 7:13 PM chartreuse UK(BA), 2 yrs	depravedlatex wrote: Silly sod should have taken her shopping before saying a ward depravedlatex wrote: that depraved latex cant spell hehe Lol.... I'm just amazed that latex can even type!! C x Truth is stranger than fiction.
4 Oct 07, 7:22 PM Mrs_Smith UK, 2 yrs	ooooooooh, i like that one !! I am his, her's and Sir's
4 Oct 07, 7:38 PM MasterG63 2 yrs	depravedlatex wrote: that depraved latex cant spell hehe Maybe he cant see the keyboard...... Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark. Professionals...built the Titanic!