One for the ladies (5)
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Posted by roslynann on Tue 25 Sep 07, 1:02 PM to roslynann's blog.
(Sung to the tune of 'I Will Survive')
- At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
- When you said you had 10 inches,
- Lord I almost died!
- But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
- That I grew strong,
- And I knew that I could take you on...
- But there you are,
- another lie,
- I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
- I should have known that it was bullshit,
- just a sad pathetic dream,
- Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
- Go on now - go, walk out the door,
- Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
- Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
- Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
- I will survive! I will survive!
- Cuz as long as I have batteries,
- My sex life's gonna thrive!
- I will always have good sex,
- with a handful of latex!
- I will survive! I will survive!
- ..Hey! Hey!
- It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
- When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
- But to hell with your ego
- and to hell with all your needs,
- Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!
[Chorus]
- I will survive! I will survive!
- Cuz as long as I have batteries,
- My sex life's gonna thrive!
- I will always have good sex,
- With a handful of latex!
- I will survive! I will survive!
- ..Hey! Hey!
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(BDSM chat network)
Edited Tue 25 Sep 07, 1:04 PM by roslynann
Replies
25 Sep 07, 1:17 PM
WaterDragon
UK(LN), 6 yrs
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I like it!
Hugs,
Irene.
Yet Dom as I am _
Still I crave the wind from your sub wings
fleeting softly with gentleness so pure
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25 Sep 07, 1:37 PM
metalmiss
UK(CR), 9 yrs
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that so just made my day!!!
x Honesty is the holiest disease..
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25 Sep 07, 1:56 PM
MsShania
UK, 11 yrs
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Excellent lol Happiness is.............Dungeon_W, sub, friends, and chocolate.
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25 Sep 07, 5:06 PM
Generalbenns_ruby
UK(BD), 6 yrs
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Had a lil titter at that
hugs J Master
under Your hand my lessons are taught, my heart soars, my souldeepens, my tears are brushed aside, my mind grows, my submission flourishes,my serenity exists,my body blooms,the woman in me is discovered. ~smiles~ to Him
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27 Sep 07, 11:36 AM
cuddlybeth
UK, 6 yrs
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was having a nasty day until I opened your blog certainly cheered me up many thanks |
