| glasgowfella2 |
Your standing in the local bakers queueing for lunch, the big ultra violet insectocutor thing with the rather enticing blue glow emits the most delicious loud and resounding "Frrrrrriiiiitzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" as something with way too many legs gets zapped into oblivion and your left with that secret "ooh yeh roll on the weekend" smile as the rest of the customers are doing the involuntary run away and hide from the nasty electrics bit ......
GF2
Edited Fri 21 Sep 07, 3:23 PM by glasgowfella2
| 21 Sep 07, 3:58 PM purza_16 UK(BL), 7 yrs |
....or when watching cartoons and someone is tied up and all you can think is "you can get out of that easily" bondage purza{A} don't worry about me, I'll get there in the end | |
| 21 Sep 07, 5:58 PM NilSatisNisiOptimum UK, 6 yrs |
Yep your a perv alright lol | |
| 21 Sep 07, 8:16 PM AkaPeter UK(GU), 6 yrs |
You go into your local charity shop to browse through the books, and find yourself looking at the rack of leather belts, and imagining the nice red patterns some of them would leave on a bare bum. (As I did earlier this week!) P. Looking for adventure, and whatever comes my way [Steppenwolf] | |
| 21 Sep 07, 10:28 PM masters_little_toy 6 yrs |
Or you covert the metal cage, that the staff at the hospital put the bed lined in!!!!!!!!!
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother,I'm a sinner,I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.... | |
| 21 Sep 07, 10:50 PM Priapuss UK(PO), 4 yrs |
Reading the instructions to a cereal packet that reads: Slide finger under flap and move from left to right. and having thoughts of returning to bed! Today's the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. |