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IC : Weblogs : H9_Danny : "what is it with wimmin part 1"
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what is it with wimmin part 1 (24)

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Posted by H9_Danny on Sat 15 Sep 07, 11:40 AM

i get home knackered, my feet hurt, everything else is either aching, falling off or refuses to perform so i decide to have a nice soak in a bubble bath(my feminine side just keeps popping up these days)

so there i am, smoke in hand, glass of wine nearby and up to my ears in smelly foam, when i hear what i can only describe as a cross between a scream/wail/shreek, followed by the patter of feet and the bathroom door bursts open.

her majesty appears all wide eyed and says authoratively "don't use the shampoo in that small bottle, it cost me £9 " and proceeds to grab it , never to be seen again. "use this one" she says in a sweet voice and hands me this enormous bottle that costs about 37p for 20litres and comes in either tranny pink or tranny sea green.

of course , me like a doughnut says "OK lotus blossom"

what happened to the sharing

Replies

15 Sep 07, 11:44 AM
temperance
UK, 2 yrs 
Ah.. a girl after me own heart.. :-D

I think the sharing bit is that we share what belonngs to you, not the other way around :-D

Its not me talking.. its the wine!!

15 Sep 07, 11:44 AM
MistressGoth
UK(WD), 5 yrs 
H9_Danny wrote:

what happened to the sharing

she shared the cheap stuff with you didnt she?

you NEVER touch the ladies stuff, just like we wouldnt touch your old spice pour homme ;)

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15 Sep 07, 11:46 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs 
But did you actually want to use the poncey shampoo?
15 Sep 07, 11:51 AM
David_uk
UK(GU), 4 yrs 
lololol Danny,

Not only have you found your femanine side you seem to have discovered your sub side too.

Runs to the hills and hides hehe

What do you mean you like it :=-o lol

Edited 15 Sep 07, 11:54 AM by David_uk

15 Sep 07, 11:52 AM
H9_Danny
UK(GU), 3 yrs 
MistressGoth wrote:

old spice pour homme ;)

i'm hesitant to ask what thats all about

when i'm in the mood, the faint hearted amongst you better wear a nappy
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15 Sep 07, 11:57 AM
Jonssub*
UK(TF), 7 yrs 
Living with 3 men who insist on using all my nice shampoos, soap, bubble baths and even my Christian Dior moisteriser etc my sympathies are with her.

We tire of the pleasures we take but never of those we give.

15 Sep 07, 12:18 PM
MissP*
UK(EN), 5 yrs 
I'm shocked Danny, I never thought YOU were poncey enough to use laydeeeez toiletries. Anything else you're hiding??

Anyway, do'nt you have a list of housework chores Maria left for you. Chop chop :-D

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15 Sep 07, 12:20 PM
helena_helena
UK, 3 yrs 
I don' have many rules, but when it comes to my creams, conditioners and lotions, it is fingers off or die ;)

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15 Sep 07, 12:29 PM
starlightsmiler
3 yrs 
H9_Danny wrote:

of course , me like a doughnut says "OK lotus blossom"

with the kid behind saying...... "i didnt do it!"

doh :)

question is.. Did you smell sweet afterwards?

loitering with intent :-p

15 Sep 07, 12:49 PM
Iona_O
UK(SS), 2 yrs 
H9_Danny wrote:
i get home knackered, my feet hurt, everything else is either aching, falling off or refuses to perform so i decide to have a nice soak in a bubble bath(my feminine side just keeps popping up these days)

Was the bubble bath hers or did you buy your own? ;)

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