The Moral Decline (27)

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Posted by x_flaire_x on Sat 8 Sep 07, 8:03 PM

Apparently, I'm the moral decline that's 'blighting' the country at the moment. Not the cause of it nor a part of it, but the entire moral decline. According to my beloved Master.

And do you know why?

We went to the church fete today. Terribly nice with some lovely scones and I won a set of rather fetching picture frames on the tombola. Anyway, the church has a walled garden to the rear of the churchyard with a little door that leads into a wood with a delightful path running through it.

Peering through the doorway, I said 'Oooh, lets come back when it's dusk and have sex.' That was greeted by a shocked gasp. Then I spotted a glorious holly tree and said 'Ooooh, lets come back at Christmas and cut some for the table display.'

It was at this point that Altheus declared I was the moral decline of Great Britain.

f x

Replies

8 Sep 07, 8:10 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

It's amazing the things you can blame on pandas.

8 Sep 07, 8:23 PM
Shaydes
UK(BR), 6 yrs
Y!
Of course, and I agree. I mean, don't you know you are not supposed to have sex in the woods behind the churchyard, but actually in the churchyard in between the graves where the dead can rise and watch on with great jealousy.
Some people....pah!
EniGmA x

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8 Sep 07, 8:26 PM
CookieMonster
UK(RH), 3 yrs
Wrong way round, you go and get the holly for a thrashing now and come back at Xmas for sex in the snow.

8 Sep 07, 8:40 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

Shaydes wrote:
I mean, don't you know you are not supposed to have sex in the woods behind the churchyard

Well, the garden, the wood and the field next to it with the goats on are glebe lands. So, it's vaguely naughty.
And the wood does have a grotto at the end of it, with a rather spiffing chair and this cross-type thing.
I'm a wicked, wicked person and a disgrace to the WI.
f x

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8 Sep 07, 8:41 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

CookieMonster wrote:
Wrong way round, you go and get the holly for a thrashing now and come back at Xmas for sex in the snow.
So it isn't just pandas that are the moral decline of Great Britain, but wanton Cookie Monsters too.
You should be punished for your wayward behaviour.
f x
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8 Sep 07, 8:57 PM
BarbieSlutLoki
UK, 3 yrs
I think the moral decline started when they stopped giving out free school milk, and it's been downhill ever since
The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club... Bovvered, hands, face, bovvered...but am I bovvered.
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8 Sep 07, 9:20 PM
Shaydes
UK(BR), 6 yrs
Y!
of course! I've worked it out. The point is, I believe, that pandas only mate once every 2-3 years, and that if you are going to have sex anywhere at all you should have called in the authorities (Chinese or otherwise) to broadcast the whole thing to the nation.
The scientists would study the video for hours on end and the visitors would all go 'ahhhhh' in unison.
We could all take bamboo - the leaves for you to eat and the canes to beat your bum with. That's why it was all so wrong!
Sussed!
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8 Sep 07, 9:25 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs
I must be a very odd panda because I mate a lot more than that.
I'm going to start a campaign to ban the use of bamboo as canes. Don't you realise..you're stealing food from the mouths of baby pandas, you swine!
f x
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8 Sep 07, 9:33 PM
Altheus
UK, 8 yrs

x_flaire_x wrote:
I'm a wicked, wicked person and a disgrace to the WI.
f x

The WI would thrash you and coat you with hot jam, then lick it off.
If it's got wheels or tits you're going to have trouble with it.

8 Sep 07, 9:34 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 7 yrs

Altheus wrote:
The WI would thrash you and coat you with hot jam, then lick it off.
Isn't that your job?
f x
Cookie Monster In Bondage!

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