Shark Porn!!! Yes you read that right (3)

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waggle
Posted by waggle on Sun 26 Aug 07, 12:49 AM

Ok rarely do i rant,but i couldn't let this one pass.A little background to this post.I love sharks(not in that way well if it's cold enough maybe)since being a yound boy i've been kinda obsessed.It al started with that Jaws movie ever since then i couldn't get enough weather it be film or documentary i have to watch it.

These last few weeks itv have run the Jaws movies,nothing beats the first one i don't care what anyone says for sheer tension alone it stands up with any film of todays standards ok a little dated but i defy anyone not to jmp at the seen with the floating head!!Jaws2 well it's ok still fairly tense but not as good as the first.Jaws 3 well it's full title is Jaws 3D bad film onl stands up if in 3 D then finally Jaws the Revenge omg how bad as that so cheap they must have run out of money for the shark death scene so they cut it with the orginal Jaws shark death scene(poor Bruce,al those shark anoraks will know the story of it's name)And that's what got me ranting i know silly but geez please let a rubber shark sleep with the fishes will ya.

I will also refer to a certain comment made this week by a certain special some one i visited.While she was sat talkin to a friend on the pc,i was flicking the channels came across national geographic with a documentary called shark attacks uncovered or something like that.I admit to getting very excited and squealing (all manly)as i watch the great white sharks breachng as they hunted their prey.Ok ok i had seen it before but it never gets boring for me. There you go my rant no more Jaws films please(but i do know if they do one i will watch it!)Oh and watch out for the shark attack series of films only 3 so far,but it's worth searching out the third one,just to watch John Barryman yes that's right John Barryman as the male lead,especially the scene where he gets all loved up with the female lead (it just doesn't help knowing the guy is camper than a feild full of tents)

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26 Aug 07, 6:48 AM
ghost666
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26 Aug 07, 9:50 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 5 yrs

You aren't Chandler from Friends are you?

26 Aug 07, 1:31 PM
pinkminx
UK(B), 3 yrs

BondageBear wrote:
You aren't Chandler from Friends are you?
LOL that's the first thing that popped into my head!
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