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After much deliberation, and a certain amount of laughing, at the current crop of stupidity, childishness, arguing, back biting, bitchiness and general all round unpleasant behaviour. I thought I would do my usual trick of making completely inappropriate comments at completely the wrong time.
So, I think I'm going to introduce my own awards... The DM's
As you would expect from such an upstanding chap as myself these will be serious awards for the sick and twisted underbelly of IC, a place to nominate those people you believe are lower than a rattlesnakes belly.
While I already have some ideas in mind I will be taking suggestions for categories. Each one will be awarded for a weblog and a web board post.
1. The person who's posts most resemble a turd on the sole of a DM boot.
2. The person who most deserves a DM boot up the arse for their posts
3. The person who could get their foot in their mouth wearing a DM boot.
4. The person who could get both feet wearing DM's, in their mouth, without trying.
5. The person who most regularly fails to understand the other side of the argument and therefore regularly looks like a complete twat.
6. The person consistently writing the worst wankfodder.
7. The master who has made the biggest tit of themselves.
8. The mistress who has made the biggest cock of herself.
9. The sub who most thinks Castle Realm is a serious BDSM site.
10. The person who has done the fastest flounce and return.
To ensure that the IC AUP is not violated in any manner at all the following rules apply.
A. All nominations must be made anonymously by memo to me.
B. The candidates for nomination in each category must also be anonymous.
C. The closing date for entries is anonymous so get your anonymous nominations in anonymously as soon as possible.
D. The DM Award ceremony will be held at an anonymous location on a date to be announced anonymously.
E. The judges decision is final.
| 28 Jul 07, 6:39 PM x_Lexie_x 6 yrs |
Trust me, I really do think there are some worthy of such awards but do you not think that enough is enough? ** Member of The Unholy League of subs** | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 6:42 PM Der_Morgenstern UK(LA), 7 yrs |
I will just point you at the following words, "I thought I would do my usual trick of making completely inappropriate comments at completely the wrong time."
New Labour: Proof positive that 345 villages are missing their idiots. | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 6:44 PM x_Lexie_x 6 yrs |
Yes I know.. I can read but just feel that enough is enough. ETA: It's bound to just cause more grief. ** Member of The Unholy League of subs** Edited 28 Jul 07, 6:45 PM by x_Lexie_x | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 7:00 PM bohnanza UK(FK), 12 yrs  |
They will have to be going some to break the three minute one I know about. Out of curiosity are the people who post they are going, but don't follow it up excluded? Science, the only religion that works even if you don't believe in it. | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 7:13 PM Der_Morgenstern UK(LA), 7 yrs |
That could be a new category, "Too spineless to go..." New Labour: Proof positive that 345 villages are missing their idiots. | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 11:31 PM teach_me UK(OL), 6 yrs |
you mean it isn't????????? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Edited 28 Jul 07, 11:34 PM by teach_me | ||
| 28 Jul 07, 11:33 PM Der_Morgenstern UK(LA), 7 yrs |
It's the fucking Mills and Boon of BDSM... New Labour: Proof positive that 345 villages are missing their idiots. | ||
| 29 Jul 07, 12:01 AM teach_me UK(OL), 6 yrs |
probably cos you have great tits .......... but one of them's not great it's blue Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? | ||
| 29 Jul 07, 12:02 AM Skyhook 7 yrs |
Don't worry, hardly anyone noticed it
"Me? I'm all about the hugs. | ||
| 29 Jul 07, 12:03 AM Der_Morgenstern UK(LA), 7 yrs |
Well.... Hmmm..... It coul... Mayb.... No, I don't have a clue. New Labour: Proof positive that 345 villages are missing their idiots. |
