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In a 'lighter' mood than my last entry, here's a few things for the boys.
I nearly married Miss Right. I didn't realize that her first name was Always
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a Womans sex drive by 90per-cent. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do women usually have smaller feet than men? It's evolution; it allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something clever? She starts the sentence with 'A man once told me....'
The laundromat isn't a very good place to pick up women. Because if a woman can't afford her own washing machine, she'll probably never be able to support you.
In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then neither God nor Man has rested.
The most effective way to remember your wife's or girl- freinds birthday is to forget it, JUST ONCE
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interupt her when she's talking.
How do you fix a womans broken watch? Why bother when there's a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is yelling at the front door, which to you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up once you let him in.
Women will never be euqal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beer gut and still think that they're beutiful.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Edited Wed 11 Jun 03, 1:49 PM by Lingus
