Posted by ForestPines
on Wed 16 May 07, 8:42 AM to ForestPines's blog.
A woman goes into the baker's, and goes over to the sweet counter - pastries, muffins, buns, tarts, Eccles cakes, all those sorts of things. As she's looking, she sees a big sign on the wall: "KNICKERS, 50p/pair"
"Excuse me," she says. "This is a baker's, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"So why do you sell knickers?"
"Aah, our customers find them very useful for preserving bakery products."
"Really?"
"Yep. They're for keeping your muffin."
| 16 May 07, 9:14 AM teach_me UK(OL), 6 yrs  |
yup ........totally terrible ....... *groan* if your parents never had children, the chances are that you won't either | |
| 16 May 07, 9:29 AM MissKitty UK, 10 yrs |
ooohhhhhhh dear. That is all Miss Kitty
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| 16 May 07, 3:11 PM MissKitty UK, 10 yrs |
It's actually a form of sadism for him, inflicting bad jokes on people and watching them squirm! Miss Kitty
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| 16 May 07, 5:33 PM ForestPines UK, 7 yrs |
"Now we're photogenic, you know we don't stand a chance" | |
| 16 May 07, 6:58 PM pack_of_crayons UK(N), 6 yrs |
Nothing ever changes but the shoes! "I'm playing all the right notes. Just not *necessarily*, in the right order." Eric Morecombe | |
| 16 May 07, 7:03 PM ForestPines UK, 7 yrs |
Hey! And the underwear!
"Now we're photogenic, you know we don't stand a chance" | |
| 17 May 07, 3:29 AM taloollah UK(YO), 7 yrs |
In whole year I've known this boy ................ the jokes never get better!!!!!!!!!!! Worse in fact!!! t x "I'm not Bi.....but I'm not straight.....I'm just a bit wonky really!" | |
| 17 May 07, 8:32 AM roslynann UK(YO), 8 yrs |
will, will, will.. i can see i'm gonna have to buy you the joke book... 1001 Terrible Jokes they might be a little better than yours :D *hugs* ros --- | |
| 17 May 07, 2:12 PM MissKitty UK, 10 yrs |
Worst one I ever heard was: What is purple, lives 6ft underground and eats rocks? A purple rock eater. Makes sense? me either lol Miss Kitty
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| 17 May 07, 2:15 PM MissKitty UK, 10 yrs |
Oh and another for you, oh inflictor of bad jokes.... If you were to drill a hole all the way through the earth, right down to Australia and then throw a stone down it... how for will the stone go? (taking into account gravitation forces etc...) . . . Don't know? . . . 6foot - the purple rock eater will get it Miss Kitty
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