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worst memos ever?,why some don't get replies. (90)

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8 May 07, 12:47 PM
StrictlyFunX
UK(SO), 5 yrs

Is speling is rubish

8 May 07, 2:25 PM
brad2006
UK, 9 yrs

i think its basicly good but with a few odd mistakes

BootBitch wrote:
From my mail box this week.I wondered if it was a humourous attempt to get my attention,rather than serious

"id luve u 2 shove that big pink cock up my ass then when ur ready 2 cum shove that pussy in my mouth and piss and cum in my mouyh and after ur've had a shag or a shit make me lick it clean... im not a bad looking guy just wanna be ur total slave ... i wanna lickur ass clean and drink all ur piss and i'll even lick all the cum outa U really need a mistress ,I dress 4 u wear u knickesrs sussys watch u getting fucked , let u fuck me anything u need up 2 u I'll be there 24'7 if u see me uwill know i aint a pig just yearninhg 4 a mistress... and what ever mty mistress needs or wants she will get, id even be bi 4 u.... u look likethe typeof godessm i need i'll even serve all ur friends if ur intrested either email me here or my msn .I've seen ur nice ass in ur pic's and everytime u tske a dump u just bend over and say clean it and i'll br there... or when u needto pee my mouth will be well open and i'll clean it after i'm applying 2 be ur slave if not then good luck xxx at least give me a interview your faithfull servant "

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8 May 07, 9:16 PM
Miss_OL
UK(YO), 6 yrs

BootBitch wrote:
From my mail box this week.I wondered if it was a humourous attempt to get my attention,rather than serious

yep, I received that one too.

8 May 07, 9:35 PM
RubberBiker
UK, 8 yrs

Topman1 wrote:
...i hope you will not mind me if i bite your cock cap sotfly...

Sounds like a sonnet from the Bard himself!

(well - compared to the others)

Loose a few more prepositions, get a lobotomy, do too many drugs and try to think more care in the community - you're looking for that "don't sit near them on the bus" kind of alarming rambling.

Edited 8 May 07, 9:37 PM by RubberBiker

8 May 07, 9:52 PM
Slavebinder
UK(PE), 6 yrs

Does he come with a phrase book? :|

BootBitch wrote:
From my mail box this week.I wondered if it was a humourous attempt to get my attention,rather than serious

9 May 07, 1:06 AM
Trussedworthy
UK(NW), 6 yrs

BondageUK wrote:
..I've never written or received any memos like these.

me neither, but I'm picking up tips all the time

9 May 07, 3:41 PM
Max_Muesli
UK, 5 yrs

Wow, thanks to all and I'm enjoying this stuff very much. The Putney Munch one is interesting though it reads like it might be a spoof.

So waering an elektro play vilence wand chane male sok pupet condom I WILL strape u luvvly laydy bitchis to swivulling gyrnies in mi SECRETE ROMANE SHOWUR CENTRIFRUGE hiden in gasometre in ST Helins ware u wil b mayed 2 PAY 4 Veminism (hats off to the immortal Bates).

I just love it when they go into capitals.

"Meaning is anthropomorphic"

9 May 07, 4:18 PM
spirifer
UK, 6 yrs

Malinki wrote:
I got this one a while ago (not here). The profile there (now deleted because of memos like this) was pretty much the same as the one I have up here now. I don't even know where to start but it sort of reminds me how lucky I am not to be looking...

"u look too bubbling to have used the sign on ******* and if that is the case u can link me up as i will like to infect u with my bubbling personality.OVEREDUCATED ? if u don't manage this ur perceived asset or strength it can overtune to be weakness while the weakness if well managed well can turn to ur strength i preferred wisdom to knowledge let mer give u a research to do on this before we start talking about my skill which is what u requested for in ur profile.iam a multi-disciplinary carreer personality. babe ,don't mind me sounding too serious i am thrill with ur profile.care to know me more link up.distance is not a barrier. genius,4get the picture u are seeing in my profile iam more than just the dick.i 've gotten an enlarged brain."

"I am more than just a dick. I've gotten [sic] an enlarged brain..." but which I think he means he has a swelling caused by his over inflated ego, rather than intelligence, clearly lacking by his inability to form a coherent sentance structure, spell or use reasonable grammar.

P.S there is a free lollipop for anyone who can tell me what iam a multi-disciplinary carreer personality means... answers on the back of an post.

Grrrr.... [/rant] I will go back to reading my dictionary.

P.P.S I did get one on IC about 9 months ago saying nothing but "Hello Fuckface" - delightful

I just choked on my tea...

"genius,4get the picture u are seeing in my profile iam more than just the dick.i 've gotten an enlarged brain"

9 May 07, 9:34 PM
Shaydes
UK(W), 9 yrs

I just got this one on Faceparty:

"Hello the new friend! Please, read up my small letter up to the end! My name is {xxx}! I am 25 years old. I live in Russia in the small city. {blah blah blah}. I am interested in musik, cooking, reading, traveling and others. I know English very good and can easily speake. I did not begin to place the photos on this site because I do not want that to me wrote many men. If you are interested in me please write me on my e-mail: {xxx}. Please, do not give my email to anybody, only you should know him! Please write me and I will send you my photos and I shall tell to you about myself. I wait for your letter very much. {xxx}."

Direct from Russian Brides'r'us I think. I couldn't stop laughing at the 'I know English very good' line.

EniGmA

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9 May 07, 10:13 PM
PeterPan1972
UK, 8 yrs

Now, where are those pics that were mentioned?

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going, at 66,000 miles an hour, around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

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