Posted by bethy4ever
on Tue 1 May 07, 2:14 PM to bethy4ever's blog.
WARNING: At least half of these will end you a trip to a loony bin
1) Fart/ Belch/ make other rude noises whenever they try to tell you something.
2) Stand up in the middle of the office when everyone is on the phone and claim you are the descendant of an evil genius and going to kill them all.
3) Come into the office with your wrists bandaged and an evil blood hungry look in your eyes.
4) Phone into work every day and claim you are sick wit a new disease unyet discovered by ordinary people. The only cure is no work and full pay.
5) Pull your pants down and moon everyone in the office.
6) Start leaving little death threats on the Boss' desk with cut out newspaper.
7) Make a voodoo shrine on your desk and paint your office black.
8) Tell everyone you are starting a new religion which means you dont believe in work or money and insist that to join it they all kiss your arse.
9) Sing all the words to "I'm Henry the 8th I Am..." very loud in the office when others are trying to work (goes along well with the evil genius one.)
10) Stagger in at 11.30 am every morning hungover and claim that you were busy office networking when you were having a wild party and everyone knows it.
| 1 May 07, 2:39 PM Im_smoo 8 yrs |
This a copy of your CV baby? | |
| 1 May 07, 2:56 PM MissKitty UK, 10 yrs  |
All sounds pretty normal to me.
Why was I sacked again? :-S Oh yeah, I called my boss a stench ridden pollops on the anus of humanity! And spat in his coffee (a pollops btw is a piece of distended rectum) Miss Kitty
=^.^= | |
| 1 May 07, 3:44 PM bruceMPMm UK, 7 yrs |
Take an unscheduled day off and don't 'phone in sick.... Saunter in next morning with a glazed stare in your eyes, and when questioned why you were'nt in, just mumble intently..'Yesterday the voices said it was a good day to stay home and clean the guns'! | |
| 1 May 07, 3:50 PM bethy4ever 8 yrs |
NOTE TO SMOO: Stop sexual fantasising, i not your baby  snugglebug | |
| 1 May 07, 4:13 PM angeldustx 6 yrs |
aww your a cute baby though
smooooooooooooos slightly unhinged angellic stalker! *brats are just fun angels in disguise honest | |
| 1 May 07, 4:17 PM bethy4ever 8 yrs |
*grins and snuggles angeldust cos i would always be heeeer baby*
Its weird the way childhood games turn into sexual fantasies. Like when I was 4 or 5 I used to play house with a gang of girls, cos I was small and the only boy they cast me as the baby. And now, look at me  snugglebug | |
| 1 May 07, 6:05 PM mrs_whipkick UK(CB), 8 yrs |
A polyp is actually a growth can occur in the bowel, nose and cervix www.mai-inspirations.co.uk for all your aromatherapy and skin care products new website coming soon | |
| 1 May 07, 6:07 PM Im_smoo 8 yrs |
Fine, I suppose it should'nt be too hard to find myself another baby on here! Who needs burping?
nanny smoo | |
| 1 May 07, 6:08 PM Im_smoo 8 yrs |
Silent smoo
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| 1 May 07, 7:19 PM keep_trying_bitch UK, 5 yrs |
Burp my worm, bitch! I like posing and talking pish!!! |
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