Learn Chinese in five minutes. (5)

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Posted by Velvet_Kisses on Wed 4 Apr 07, 9:34 PM to Velvet_Kisses's blog.

A few useful phrases for anyone who is going to China this year...

English: That's not right. Chinese: Sum Ting Wong.

English: Are you harbouring a fugitive? Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding.

English: See me ASAP. Chinese: Kum Hai Nao.

English: Small horse. Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach? Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan.

English: I bumped into a coffee table. Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.

English: I think you need a face lift. Chinese: Chin Tu Fat.

English: It's very dark in here. Chinese: Wao So Dim.

English: I thought you were on a diet. Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching.

English: This is a tow away zone. Chinese: No Pah King.

Chinese: He's cleaning his automobile. Chinese: Wa Shing Ka.

English: Your body odour is offensive. Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Po.

English: Great! Chinese: Fa Kin Su Pah!

Some really helpful hints for the opportunity of a little BDSM Chinese style...

English: I'm hiding to avoid punishment. Chinese: Ai Lai Ying Lo.

English: I told you to only orgasm on command. Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao?

And my absolute favourite...

English: Stupid Dom: Chinese: Dum Fuk.

Enjoy!

xVx

Replies

4 Apr 07, 9:42 PM
dizziblonde
UK, 9 yrs

thank you for making me laugh xx

So i wear fluffy red slippers to fetish clubs ... I have a fetish for red slippers.
Just because its not your kink !

4 Apr 07, 9:46 PM
Elohims_jay
UK(B), 7 yrs

Velvet_Kisses wrote:
English: Great! Chinese: Fa Kin Su Pah!

Nearly fell of Ma Fa Kin Cha Ir

Thanks for the laugh

"You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough." ~ George Moore

4 Apr 07, 9:47 PM
attica
UK, 9 yrs

Ying tong iddle y poo

don't shake if you don't want spice

4 Apr 07, 10:14 PM
Der_Morgenstern
UK(LA), 7 yrs

Stupid domme: Dum meh fuk...

New Labour: Proof positive that 345 villages are missing their idiots.
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Edited 4 Apr 07, 10:15 PM by Der_Morgenstern

4 Apr 07, 11:41 PM
HobGothlin
5 yrs

In a confessional I had a dumb moment and thought they were real for a second, doh!

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.