The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea: (3)

ok, the airport security thing is not true, I have 10 piercings and none of them set any security device off

(as I have no rings but barbells in most of the rest is not valid anyway *G*)

------------------------------------------- This is the Island of Zombie Women

Leather & Lace
I will seduce your mind and have your body, your soul you can keep! quote by me
"Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure." -Tony Benn

Consider the carbon emissions!

#9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.

yeah but .. they're old, but .. and might even have their own

#8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.

Would a good friend bat an eyelid? (One I thought I was told me I was a slut, ok)

#7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats.

errrm .. am not in the habit of combing my tits

#6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.

True, but sticking smarties in between the rings can be a good incentive

#5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.

Never play with animals or children

#4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.

I do not wear any velcro, let alone underwear

#3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.

Nah, put a string through them, tie it behind your neck and you have instant boob lift!

#2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.

Please only swim in organic waters

#1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people anymore.

Only if they're copper and you stand on a hill top shouting "OK God(s) come and show me if you're hard enough". He might, just.

I hope you enjoyed them

Githane [/quote]

don't shake if you don't want spice