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| Githane |
on Tue 3 Apr 07, 9:30 PM to Githane's blog.
I was asked for the other half so here it is. Enjoy.
If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe
If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe
If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe
If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe
If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe
If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe
If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe
If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe
If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe
If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe
If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe
If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)
If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe
If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe.
If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe
If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe
If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe
If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe
Githane
| 3 Apr 07, 11:19 PM BlueVelvet UK(B), 9 yrs |
*huff* I take offence at that remark *Wink* - Actually bullwhips can make bloody wonderful warm up toys...it all depends on how you use them....what could be more gentle than small puffs of air gently blowing the hair away from your shoulders....? Actually, very funny *Smiles* BV Deep as I am, I'm no ones fool - Skunk Anansie (Weak) | |
| 3 Apr 07, 11:23 PM maleorder UK, 6 yrs |
Another one If you come from from New Zealand - you are probably a wannabee. Or is that wallabee? Scratches head confuscious once say......." was that fried or boiled rice with number 43?" | |
| 4 Apr 07, 10:03 PM attica UK, 9 yrs |
Excellent post don't shake if you don't want spice |
