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| missuslovett |
I know that many women will not agree with me on the precept of this little monogram but I have no problem with that difference of opinion, in fact I actually understand it. I am talking about the beauty of the male genitalia.
As an artist I can appreciate the horror that must accompany the realisation that any honest depiction of a fine figure of manhood must necessarily include that strange collection of soft dangly bits that passes for reproductive equipment. It disturbs with scribbled indecision the sweep of the thighs, the muscles of the stomach, the tight, taut buttocks. Simply on aesthetic grounds I can almost applaud the fig obsessed Bowdlerisation of Greek and Roman statuary. However the crux of the matter for me has never been that slightly embarrassed grimace that accompanies unexpected male nakedness. I tend to tackle a man's tackle much more holistically, so to speak
My study of the male genitive equipment has hardly been exhaustive (obviously) but I have never come across a cock and its other accoutrements that I found repellent. Or actually even mildly disconcerting, for that matter. I have always found something fascinating in the different shapes and sizes of men's bits, particularly pricks, most especially in slight tumescence. This is obviously where the holistic approach comes in. However, it's not entirely a question of what a hard on can do for me, although I don't mind admitting the thought flits across my mind. A cock does actually have an appeal which is all its own. Even an erection, that ultimate outrage to bourgeois sensibility, is a thing of beauty and a joy forever as far as I'm concerned and the contemplation of a man in such extremis gives me an enormous amount of pleasure. I could sit in silent admiration of a stiffy for ages. And this regard, of course, is always accompanied with the happy expectation of what I'm about to do next.
I love to touch warm, soft, hard cock. To trace my fingers round this exotic little totem, discovering each uniqueness. The foreskin, or lack; some men have more than others, some prefer to wear it up, others down. In a provoked state retracted so that the curve of the glans, that most sensitive part, can be stroked or licked, circling the head of this excitable little creature with my own excitement. The opening of the urethra, the Japs eye, teased and tongued. These are great joys. The shaft is a muscle I love to squeeze, massage, stroke. They curve this way and that, a few are straight, some are thicker than others, some longer, the base buried in soft curls or proud of smooth, warm skin. And the scrotum, a thing to be tormented with gentle touches, kissed, sucked even. Burying my face in some guy's goolies gives me the opportunity to relish that most exquisite of scents – aroused male, warm and excited flesh. For myself, I must admit to a penchant for the modern primitive and I love those men who have taken the trouble with piercings and tattoos. I feel this is in no way gilding the lily. It speaks of something much more primal and appealing, the buried urges that release in orgasm start with this decorated tutelary of eroticism.
Now…bearing all this in mind, how can it be possible to impart the maximum of sensual pleasure to this most wonderful of objects if overcome with defensive hilarity or just plain distaste at its so called lack of visual appeal? I don't believe for one second in closing your eyes and hoping for the best. Ladies – enjoy your effect fully. And guys – stop being apologetic, worrying about its size or general disobedience in decent company. Enjoy!
| Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock … |
| 20 Mar 07, 2:16 PM RavenMuse 6 yrs |
Despite owning one, My aesthetic tastes run the other way. But I'm glad to see someone appreciates them  | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 2:28 PM Marmite UK(CB), 5 yrs |
This had me laughing, thank you. I too love the cock!!! A rose by any other name has thorns that will still make you bleed. | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 2:51 PM MarcusStrapp UK(CB), 7 yrs |
That has to be the most outrageous come-on that I have witnessed on IC!  Let's see IC has getting on for 100,000 members. Well I suppose despite what the IC front page says, it's probably 100,000 accounts as not all of those accounts will be equipped with a member. Lets say 20% still alive and reading, 50% of those male. so we are in the region of 10,000 members. Erm how far has your research gone so far? Anyway at reading your blog 10,000 members have probably pricked up and have all turned like compass needles towards missuslovett's location in Seaside South! Strewth a blog who's effect can be dis Cerne'd from satellite pictures!
Conventional wisdom is often more about convention than wisdom. | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 2:59 PM MissKimberley NL, 8 yrs     |
I think there's a very, very good reason men's genitalia are not sculpted in an erect form on statues... One: a bad case of penis envy may occur in males, leading to even more insecurity about whether their Mr Rambo is big, hard, wide (etc etc) enough. Two: dirty girls like me would break the willies off and take them home as new dildos.
You know it's true "You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool. My way of thinking is the result of my reflections. It is part of my inner being, the way I am made." Marquis de Sade | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 3:07 PM MarcusStrapp UK(CB), 7 yrs |
This is outrageous! I am shocked. I never expected to such ribald commentary from the fairer sex. What is the world coming to? Conventional wisdom is often more about convention than wisdom. | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 3:26 PM DDDDom 6 yrs |
Probably broken off male statuary dildos it seems... | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 4:24 PM missuslovett UK(TN), 5 yrs |
Most certainly NOT a come-on. Certainly not in the sense that you mean! Just rightful praise for that most stylistically maligned of mans fairest attributes. All right then, it might have been a come on... | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 6:28 PM simplicity UK(TN), 6 yrs |
Excellent That made me giggle!
The way that was written, even I, yes me, have to appreciate the cock, mmm, especially when one is swelling in a pair of my black satin panties
errr, keep it up! xxx
Good girls aren't boring... they just need re-educating | |||
| 20 Mar 07, 9:37 PM Original_Rebel UK(CT), 10 yrs |
I always knew you were some sort of cock mad pervert
He's not the Messiah he's a Naughty Switch |
The ex's loved it really! 
