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I like to pretend I'm a woman online (51)

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12 Mar 07, 4:09 PM
DimFantasy
UK, 8 yrs
tomnicebutdom wrote:
DimFantasy wrote:
Can the men on this site send me loads of memos i need some new wanking material

It's getting too hard. Why don't we all go back to wanking alone, in the dark, under the covers.

I would but i can't afford any coverstill my next giro.

12 Mar 07, 4:27 PM
Mistress_Orchid
UK(RG), 6 yrs
I have a pussy.

Does this make me a cat?

Mine is a glass of champagne please!

12 Mar 07, 4:36 PM
x_Raven_x
UK(CR), 6 yrs
Let me get this right, you're a man who pretends online to be a woman so that men will right memos to you for you to use as wank fodder.

What puzzles me is, as you're a man why don't you just memo yourself wank fodder, afterall most men say pretty much the same porn type crap.

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12 Mar 07, 4:49 PM
Taming_the_shrew
UK(BN), 5 yrs
Nope not done that, it seems this would be classed as mind games and I thought the people on IC had more respect than those at Love at Lycos... seems not. Yet another site to loose faith in.
13 Mar 07, 2:44 AM
christian_red
UK, 5 yrs
MistressNikki wrote:
Well, apparently I'm a bloke...

;-)

Sorry, why is that?

13 Mar 07, 2:52 AM
christian_red
UK, 5 yrs
A male friend of mine used to go into chatrooms pretending to be a woman and then invite a guy to have cyber sex.

He'd play along in the female role for a while and when they were into it said something like 'I lift up my skirt to reveal 9 inch cock' or 'my moustache glistens in the moonlight'.

The reactions were hilarious. Quite understandable, but still hilarious.

Edited 13 Mar 07, 11:05 AM by christian_red

15 Mar 07, 9:19 PM
ClassicDom
UK, 5 yrs
The only thing to do with such sadness is take the piss like that - brilliant!
15 Mar 07, 9:49 PM
onlyanorthernsong
UK, 7 yrs
DimFantasy wrote:
I'm really a sad man who puts ads on the internet to get men to reply to them for my own masturbatory purposes. How many of you so-called women are really men doing the same thing?

I like to pretend you are a woman on-line too

However dynamics modify the universe it is the moment of life which protects history.

15 Mar 07, 10:25 PM
temp_name
UK, 5 yrs
tomnicebutdom wrote:
It's getting too hard.
Ah, but what's making it so hard? All these thoughts of men pretending to be women? ;)
16 Mar 07, 4:53 PM
MasterVilosSlave
UK(CB), 6 yrs
I have a male friend who plays a female online and has lesbian cybersex with a bunch of unsuspecting women. Well most likely other men pretending to be women.

.

As for me? I'm really a horse.

Naaa just kidding I'm actually a broom.

“A gentleman is someone who raises his hat before he beats his wife.” - British joke (ca. 1920)

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