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on Sat 10 Mar 07, 11:56 PM to angel_creatureCK's blog.
TRIED DANCING NAKED, AND FOUND IT WAS A GREAT WAY TO MEET PEOPLE. > > >I MET AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, A JUDGE AND NOW I'M DOING 200HRS COMMUNITY >SERVICE. >
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> >GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: > > >1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. > >2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. > >3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the >second >person. > >4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. > >5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. > >6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. > >7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. > >8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. > >9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. > >10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
> >GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: > > >1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. > >2) Wrinkles don't hurt. > >3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. > >4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. > >5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. > >6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. >
>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD > > >1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. > >2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. > >3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down >there. > >4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair >that you once got from a roller coaster. > >5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask >you the questions. > >6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. > >7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. >
>THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: > > >1) You believe in Santa Claus. > >2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. > >3) You are Santa Claus. > >4) You look like Santa Claus. >
>SUCCESS: > > >At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. > >At age 12 success is . . . having friends. > >At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. > >At age 35 success is . having money. > >At age 50 success is . . . having money. > >At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence. > >At age 75 success is . . . having friends. > >At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. >
>Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. > > >Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget >the blessings that come each day. >
>Have a wonderful day with many *smiles* >
>Take the time to live!!!
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>Life is too short. Dance naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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| 11 Mar 07, 9:23 AM GeeeGeee UK, 5 yrs |
"Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside."
I love that one. What is food to one is to others bitter poison. |
| 11 Mar 07, 9:47 AM tigerlili UK(WN), 7 yrs |
Thanks for that  Lots of smiles to start my Sunday!The only ones who fail are those who do not try. |
