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Posted by Korriagan on Mon 5 Mar 07, 11:43 AM
Why???
when you have just got out the fully matching bed linen curtains etc, theres always one frilly pillow slip missing.
when you just made a humengous effort with an important memo/mail, you delate without sending.
you just mopped all the floors and have settled with a brew for 5, all the cats use your back passage as a skid pan..followed up by 2 cockerals...
you always manage to miss the last episode of that..~special~ program you been watching for last 6 weeks..
You spent a whole day designing your new leaflets for the tourist trail this year, and they don't look at all like you expected even when you know they are..
You leave some delectable egg curry in a pan for ~ron~ only to find one of the outside cats.. licking the remains off her whiskers and burping gently.
Filling the haynets makes you look like a briar patch baby or mobile scarecrow, just when the most gorgeous guy on the island passes in the car...
You look for ages for your clean panties left out last night, only to find in dogs basket with snuffle marks and bitten elastic..
and not wanting to put too fine a point on it.. if what evers messing about in my home don't stop, I shall be creating havoc elsewhere... no one here[me ] smokes..and last night about 2am.. theres the smell of cigars.. maybe Im dreaming.. I bloody hope so...
I was SO damned scared... !!!
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5 Mar 07, 11:51 AM
playzone
UK, 2 yrs
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Brilliant blog, not good for you but it cheered me up no end!!
Cats are little monsters, but think how kind you are to provide them with a lovely play area where they can practice skidding, and then a nice meal when they have worked up an apetite.
Easy way to fill haynets, 4 hooks (2 each side) on the corner of the hay store to hold the net open, and no fleece type jackets for the hay to stick to (lightweight golfing jackets are great over a fleece). When attractive man approaches you have a gorgeous hay free Korri to greet him - just don't let him know what the dog did to your clean undies 
Cigars could be aforementioned man visiting....... CMC Advs FREE to use fetish classified site for new and used, buy, sell, swap or wanted items.
Edited 5 Mar 07, 11:52 AM by playzone
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5 Mar 07, 11:57 AM
Korriagan
UK, 3 yrs
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I got outside round bales this year lol so no chance of hooks anywhere I did try to use the inside of my waste food digester which by all rights should be buried in garden, but as I never have waste food I don't use it...nets fit fine over the top but its no good in these winds.. I might aswell chase tumbleweeds rofl Freedom cried the wind...and I followed....
[The job of annoying talking animal is taken]
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5 Mar 07, 11:57 AM
MissDMeaner
UK, 3 yrs
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I'm just a bit concerned about the cats and cockerels skidding in your back passage!! Yes, I'm mean...get used to it.
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5 Mar 07, 12:01 PM
Korriagan
UK, 3 yrs
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MissDMeaner wrote:
I'm just a bit concerned about the cats and cockerels skidding in your back passage!!
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Ahh yes. that back passage... !!! long story ..not pleasant.. wouldn't want to scare you on a monday morning rofl Freedom cried the wind...and I followed....
[The job of annoying talking animal is taken]
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5 Mar 07, 12:36 PM
werewolf
UK(CF), 6 yrs
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thats on big back passage cats and cockrels well thats going to cause some envy on here as most people settle for small to medium size rodents accordding to the darwin awards lol
who watches the watchers when the watchers watch you
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5 Mar 07, 12:43 PM
Korriagan
UK, 3 yrs
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werewolf wrote:
thats on big back passage cats and cockrels well thats going to cause some envy on here as most people settle for small to medium size rodents accordding to the darwin awards lol
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you soooooo need a slapping wolfie rofl you cheeky man Freedom cried the wind...and I followed....
[The job of annoying talking animal is taken]
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5 Mar 07, 8:19 PM
electricfog
UK, 4 yrs
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I am sooo glad that I'm not the only one being targeted by animals. Came home tonight to find a furball on my bed 
Mind you, the mental vision of cockerels chasing cats up the back passage makes me smile 
Re your hay problem - I once tried to get around the 'looking like a mouse's nest' effect by haymaking whilst wearing a bikini, hiking boots, leather gloves and a bush-hat. This was Not A Good Idea. By bedtime, a combination of sunburn and hay cuts and scratches made me feel like I'd been rubbed down with a Brillo pad and then rolled in salt.
Mind you, dressed like that I probably scared more crows than Worzel Gummidge with a Kalashnikov.
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5 Mar 07, 11:46 PM
GazUK1963
UK(B), 3 yrs
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MissDMeaner wrote:
I'm just a bit concerned about the cats and cockerels skidding in your back passage!!
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I was a bit worried about thet too 
I would never have your first problem though; I'm a Dom and I don't have frilly pilow cases (as you well know).
Gary x
Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has truly lived.
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