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IC : Weblogs : billybofh : "Balloons full of bees"
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Balloons full of bees (22)

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7 Feb 07, 2:13 PM
billybofh
UK, 7 yrs 
DillyTante wrote:
(Shouldn't brown paper be coming into this somewhere?)

THE BROWN PAPER! My nemesis!!!

7 Feb 07, 2:16 PM
DillyTante
UK, 3 yrs 
billybofh wrote:
DillyTante wrote:
(Shouldn't brown paper be coming into this somewhere?)

THE BROWN PAPER! My nemesis!!!

Fear not Mr. Bofh. You deal with the cows and leave the BROWN PAPER to me.

Dilly

7 Feb 07, 2:27 PM
billybofh
UK, 7 yrs 
DillyTante wrote:
Fear not Mr. Bofh. You deal with the cows and leave the BROWN PAPER to me.

Are you secretly in league with THE BEES?!?!??!! I still have the heavy vinegar and CAT DROOL remember!!

7 Feb 07, 2:29 PM
DillyTante
UK, 3 yrs 
billybofh wrote:
DillyTante wrote:
Fear not Mr. Bofh. You deal with the cows and leave the BROWN PAPER to me.

Are you secretly in league with THE BEES?!?!??!! I still have the heavy vinegar and CAT DROOL remember!!

Hand on heart? I couldn't give a stuff about the bees. It's your ability to deal with FLYING COWS, which interest me. Currently.

Dilly

7 Feb 07, 3:01 PM
PFLsAgain
UK, 3 yrs 
billybofh wrote:
But even if it were not, and I am not accepting that heavy vinegar could _not_ out-maneouver a flying cow for one moment, I have teh hat! TEH HAT! I shall never fall foul of TEH COWS. TEH HAT saves all! Apart from TEH COWS. And THE BEES. Which it MOCKS!!!!

My information is that the Cat has the Hat. I distinctly remember reading that in a book. Maybe that's why it (the Cat, not the book) drools.

Anyway, it's only one flying cow. The rest are out on manoeuvres somewhere testing secret anti-brown paper defences. Mildred is just a decoy. It's working since the Cat already has the Hat.

"I learned what every dreaming child needs to know - no horizon is so far that you cannot see above or beyond it." ~ Beryl Markham (first pilot to cross the Atlantic solo the hard way - East to West)

7 Feb 07, 3:24 PM
billybofh
UK, 7 yrs 
PFLsAgain wrote:
My information is that the Cat has the Hat. I distinctly remember reading that in a book. Maybe that's why it (the Cat, not the book) drools.

Anyway, it's only one flying cow. The rest are out on manoeuvres somewhere testing secret anti-brown paper defences. Mildred is just a decoy. It's working since the Cat already has the Hat.

I merely keep TEH HAT on the cat to prevent dust from entering THE DROOL. The cat will return it to me on hearing the correct sequence of Whiskas jingles.

I have thought on ever-y-thing!!!!!!!

7 Feb 07, 3:26 PM
billybofh
UK, 7 yrs 
DillyTante wrote:
Hand on heart? I couldn't give a stuff about the bees. It's your ability to deal with FLYING COWS, which interest me. Currently.

I am losing track of which beasts are my foes and which are my friends! THE BEES are confusing MY MIND with their WHISPERS!!

7 Feb 07, 4:19 PM
DillyTante
UK, 3 yrs 
billybofh wrote:
DillyTante wrote:
Hand on heart? I couldn't give a stuff about the bees. It's your ability to deal with FLYING COWS, which interest me. Currently.

I am losing track of which beasts are my foes and which are my friends! THE BEES are confusing MY MIND with their WHISPERS!!

Yes. Well. You could fret about that until the cows come home. Then you can fret about the cows.

Dilly

7 Feb 07, 5:12 PM
PFLsAgain
UK, 3 yrs 
DillyTante wrote:

Yes. Well. You could fret about that until the cows come home. Then you can fret about the cows.

Told you the cows would have the last word...

:-D

"I learned what every dreaming child needs to know - no horizon is so far that you cannot see above or beyond it." ~ Beryl Markham (first pilot to cross the Atlantic solo the hard way - East to West)

7 Feb 07, 6:15 PM
billybofh
UK, 7 yrs 
I'll be back.... Mark my words! THE BEES secret COLLABORATORS will be DEFEATED!!!!!!!

Oh yes!!!

And their public ones too!

Whichever!!

And indeed both!!!!

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