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IC : Weblogs : domspaintoy : "Wow!"

Wow! (6)

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Posted by domspaintoy on Wed 24 Jan 07, 6:29 PM

A grand old lady has seen 3 centuries, aged 108 and she looks remarkably well, and all her mental abilities still intact.

Oh and her secret apparently was 'to never get married'! LOL

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24 Jan 07, 6:35 PM
fen_fatale
UK(CB), 4 yrs
I work with the elderly and those i know who have the longest life spans and bounce back after the most serious illnesses against all the odds, all seem to quaff huge quantities of sherry a day! i personally reckon sherry is the elixir of life now, although having said that... my 3 eldest have all been single for the last 50 years! so there could be some truth in spinster theory too, no men + sherry = imortality!

I know my place :)

24 Jan 07, 7:37 PM
domspaintoy
3 yrs
fen_fatale wrote:
my 3 eldest have all been single for the last 50 years! so there could be some truth in spinster theory too, no men + sherry = imortality!

Lol, i think there is something in it, when i worked in a unit for the elderly almost all the women were well into their 90's, one was 103 and her husband had been dead for 40 years, very graceful dignified lady and hardly a line on her face!! defo sommat in it. ;-)

24 Jan 07, 11:10 PM
BigBadDen
4 yrs
Old as they are. I bet that they all still pee in their knickers.

Den

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.

25 Jan 07, 9:23 PM
fen_fatale
UK(CB), 4 yrs
BigBadDen wrote:
Old as they are. I bet that they all still pee in their knickers.

Den

That would be down to the sherry!

I know my place :)

26 Jan 07, 9:42 AM
Litany
UK(E), 7 yrs

yeah , but would you rather be old and pissed (and possibly pissing yourself) or have no cock for 50 years!

"Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*"
Fen "You have some strange taste in music"
Me "If I didn't, I wouldn't be half as interesting"
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26 Jan 07, 10:09 AM
domspaintoy
3 yrs
Litany wrote:
yeah , but would you rather be old and pissed (and possibly pissing yourself) or have no cock for 50 years!

That would depend on the cock wouldnt it, if it was a lying cheating cowardly cock then id rather spend 50 years pissing myself, if on the other hand it was none of the above then id consider the cock for 50 years ;-)

 
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