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1: "Um, I *think* I have another key around here somewhere..."
2: "Oops."
3: "Um. You didn't *really* need that, did you?"
4: "Which end of this thing am I supposed to put in there?"
5: "Don't worry. I'm sure there's a locksmith somewhere that's open at 2AM..."
6: "I promised not to do any permanent damage - but you know, hair grows back."
7: "Oops. I *thought* that was the lube."
8: "Uh oh. If that's the KY tube, what did I just put up your....."
9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on my interactive website?"
10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?"
11 "And this is my German Shepherd, Ralph. I know you'll just love Ralph."
12 "Oh fuck. You *can* untie yourself from up there, right?"
13 "Oh shit. You do know CPR, don't you?"
14 "Heh heh heh. You didn't tell anybody else you were coming here, did you?"
15 "I do too know what I'm doing. I've read five whole Gor novels!"
16 "Now, where DID I put that extra attachment for the chainsaw?"
17 "Uh oh. If this is the tube of Superglue, where's the KY?"
18 "Did I ever mention that little fantasy I have about the tennis balls?"
19 "Lie very, very still and keep your body temperature low. It turns me on."
20 "Oh, um, hello, Officer."
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I have more...... LOL!
(and of COURSE I've never said them just to be evil to anyone! 
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TM
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| 15 Jan 07, 3:26 PM playzone UK, 5 yrs  |
Of course you would not say any of them, after all that could be considered cruel or evil  Da mihi castitatem et incorruptus, sed noli modo | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 4:06 PM MistressAnath UK(DN), 5 yrs £ |
<innocent smile> Indeed...nor would I say..... "No, really. Trust me. I saw this work in a movie once."
Lux et Umbra vicissim, sed semper Amor. | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 4:50 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
There's only a few there that I'd prefer not to hear. Actually don't mind hearing any of them, it's finding out that such things are or have actually happened that's the scary part. Furry on the outside, Fluffy on the inside. | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 6:42 PM Donnachaidh FR, 6 yrs |
She missed her best one, I witnessed this... "Ooooh, those edges are sharper than I thought, do you have any arnica? Or maybe Savlon? Or better still, you might need both." Donnachaidh There are 10 types of people. Those who do understand binary, and those who don't. | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 7:11 PM DogandRach UK, 6 yrs |
ha ha ha ha ha ha pmsl. D. theres no justice--just us | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 7:21 PM Blackvelvet 5 yrs |
Very funny !!!! | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 8:18 PM BarbieSlutLoki UK(E), 6 yrs |
Now where did I put that Crazy Frog CD....
The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club... | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 8:42 PM MistressAnath UK(DN), 5 yrs £ |
Witch hazel helped cure the Blackcurrant Pudding arse I'm told! Does this fall under the same heading as "Oooops." ????? LMEAO!
Lux et Umbra vicissim, sed semper Amor. | ||
| 15 Jan 07, 9:05 PM Donnachaidh FR, 6 yrs |
Not quite, from what I heard it was just Oooooo... Donnachaidh There are 10 types of people. Those who do understand binary, and those who don't. | ||
| 16 Jan 07, 12:57 AM Switchy_arry UK(WF), 11 yrs |
Whatever can people be referring to? <scratches head in bemusement> |
