I Like Scotland because.. (89)

Chip shop black pudding and white pudding. Salt'n'sauce.

"Now we're photogenic, you know we don't stand a chance"

Edited 20 Nov 06, 11:35 AM by ForestPines

Salt 'n' Vinegar ffs Heathen !

gf2

"how can you do that" "how can you not !"

Salt n sauce.

Tablet.

Even the Romans couldnt handle us.

We make skirts look good .

We can make English sound like another language.

The ability to be torn faced dour grumpy fucking bastards and still be lovable.

Whisky.

The girls on the old Tennants cans.

The abilty to laugh at ourselves , but kill anyone who laughs at us.

I'm gonna get drunk come round and fuck you up.
All people are shit bad trip tattoed on my brain.
Everything is beautiful, in its own way.
I know where you live, and I know you're on your own.

And decent black pudding to boot, and real chippies.

We care a lot about you people, yeah you bet, we care a lot.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

ah memories

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"There's Someone In My head And Its Not Me"

We care a lot about you people, yeah you bet, we care a lot.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

We can laugh at the wannabes cos we invented TV,the telephone and how to wear a skirt in a macho kinda way.

Hornigs black pudding rocks

Rabbie Burns was born here

Ewan McGregor is god

Stovies are mystifying to even us

Four seasons in one day is real value for money

We get to stiff the Yanks :P

We have a negligible chance of getting sunburned or wrinkles

We don't suffer drought......ever!

If you're not part of the solution you are the precipitate

Edited 20 Nov 06, 12:11 PM by Kassandra

Only if you're limited to two-dimentional thinking.

Sorry, couldn't resist...

And you left out Edinburgh Rock.

Oh yes, and some very cool castles!

~ No matter what happens in your life, keep moving forward. Nothing annoys God more than a moving target.