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on Thu 16 Nov 06, 2:12 AM to MarkVarley's blog.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
You seem to be suffering from diarrhoea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
I bet your dad spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
You are currently depriving the village of an idiot.
You'd lose an argument with an inanimate object.
When you go to the mind reader do you get half price?
What happened to your face - do you step on rakes for a hobby?
Your face is so ugly it's almost fascinating.
Don't worry; beauty is only a light switch away.
You're about as sharp as a beach ball.
I am not trying to put you down but I may as well be talking to a speed bump!
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I'd follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
I've seen wounds better dressed than you.
You got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
I can see your point but still think you're full of shit!
They offer counselling for people like you.
Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Does your head whistle in a cross wind?
| 16 Nov 06, 2:21 AM Miss_Lead UK(HP), 6 yrs |
Love "the lights on, but nobody is home" where are all the beautiful freaks? | |
| 16 Nov 06, 2:35 AM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs  |
The hamster gets my vote. I just needed a chuckle too. | |
| 16 Nov 06, 8:07 AM kinky_winky UK(WD), 7 yrs |
I've got a book of insults, I read them, chuckle, but can never remember them when I need them......maybe Im the idiot the villiage is being being deprived of  Club Lovetrix ~ Sat 9th December ~ Masked Ball A Buffet & other goodies at this months event....BOOK NOW!!!!! www.lovetrix.co.uk www.esentiahats.co.uk ~ www.watfordmunch.co.uk | |
| 16 Nov 06, 10:50 AM missuslovett UK(TN), 5 yrs |
The hamster's my fave too. My father once said this of a rather ghastly woman: You've a fanny like a slot machine & a mouth like a camel's arsehole "Congratulations on choosing the Armstrong Whitworth four pounder cannonnette. Please read the instructions carefully and it should give years of trouble free maiming." | |
| 16 Nov 06, 1:21 PM playzone UK, 5 yrs |
My vote is for the hamster as well. One of the better ones I heard was 'x has got as much personality as a dead tortoise' Da mihi castitatem et incorruptus, sed noli modo | |
| 16 Nov 06, 3:16 PM HisHoliness UK(KT), 6 yrs |
I'm sure i must have got this from a film (no way could i have come up this myself) but i used to sometimes say : "May the fleas of a thousand camels, infest your armpits". Any ideas? | |
| 16 Nov 06, 4:22 PM rubyd 8 yrs |
I've got a nice one to add. 'I'd like to fuck your brains out but it appears someone beat me to it' We care a lot about you people, yeah you bet, we care a lot. | |
| 16 Nov 06, 4:27 PM MissP UK(EN), 8 yrs |
Churchill's [Correspondence between George Bernard Shaw and Churchill:] "Dear Winnie, Here are two tickets to my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one." "Dear GBS, Sorry, but I can't make it to the opening night of your new play. However I would appreciate tickets to the second night performance - if you have one." [ Insults between Lady Astor & Churchill ] "Sir, if I were married to you, I would serve you posion in your wine." "Madam, if I were married to you, I would drink it." [ Insults between Churchill & Besse Bradock MP ] "Sir, you are drunk." "Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober." | |
| 16 Nov 06, 5:53 PM MarkVarley UK(PE), 7 yrs |
It's an arabian curse.
Mark -
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| 16 Nov 06, 7:08 PM Miss_Lead UK(HP), 6 yrs |
OMG I have to use that one lol .... fantastic
where are all the beautiful freaks? |
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