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Posted by ThedaVamp on Fri 6 Oct 06, 10:28 AM to ThedaVamp's blog.
No nothing to do with psychological shenningans. This morning I got knocked over by a cyclist. The f#cker came up behind me whilst I was on the pavement and facing the other way and drove right into me! Knocking me over!
You're supposed to be on the roads you bastard!!! Ken Livingstone has made it so f#cking easy for you - free breakfast for cyclists????
So I spent my morning snivelling, dabbing at my wounded knees and hands with donated tissues from passers by, and hobbling my injured ass into the office.
Still a bit shaky, but probably main due to anger.
| 6 Oct 06, 10:31 AM Ravager UK(DH), 6 yrs  |
The hounds are primed Dear lady in which direction did this pondlife escape!!! J x Is a dream a lie if it dont come true or is it someting worse | |
| 6 Oct 06, 10:33 AM elfling 6 yrs |
Fuckingwankingarseholebastardcunt!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK WAS IT, I WANNA KILL THE SORRY PIECE OF SHIT! NO ONE HURTS MY OYABUN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!! You ok gorgeous? wish I could come round and give ya a big hug xxxx *go's off to knock some cyclists off their bikes and give em a good kickin* xxxx
"Porno baby yeah!" | |
| 6 Oct 06, 10:52 AM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs  |
Yea there are some idiots about. Hope your OK. I was walking along a disused railway track and one of em came up behind me and rang the bell for me to get out the way. At that point I was on the left and the track was 3 metres wide. I turned and told him to fucking go round me. Silly bugger.
Salt water heals wounds real fast if you can stomach it. Oh and it may be his regular route to work, you may want to be there earlier Monday with a few friends.
I can make later in the week. | |
| 6 Oct 06, 10:54 AM Ms_Tytania 7 yrs |
I'm really sorry to hear it honey. are you ok? Clyclists on the pavement are very bad news! I'm surprised there aren't more accidents caused by this braindead race.
Breath deep, relax... it's only anger now "There is a big secret about sex: most people don't like it." | |
| 6 Oct 06, 10:54 AM Kassandra UK(EH), 7 yrs |
Don't get me started about cyclists. They pay nowt and think they can use the roads, pavements whatever as their own personal rights of way. They don't need insurance, no one checks that the bike is actually fit to be used on a public highway, they seem to be able to ride at nite with no lights on ( their funeral I say) and they don't have to take any sort of test to show that they know any of the highway code or can actually see past the end of their noses. So who pays for all these cycle lanes............guess?
If you're not part of the solution you are the precipitate Edited 6 Oct 06, 10:55 AM by Kassandra | |
| 6 Oct 06, 11:03 AM giggling_puppy UK(HP), 6 yrs |
"Curse you Sudden but Forseable Betrail"->Wash Firefly Edited 6 Oct 06, 11:26 AM by giggling_puppy | |
| 6 Oct 06, 11:09 AM Curious_Sub UK, 5 yrs |
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate incident with the Cyclist and I do hope that you are OK now but it must really have shaken you up at the time - bet the Fucker didn't stop. Best Wishes Curious_Sub | |
| 6 Oct 06, 11:14 AM crimsonsky UK, 7 yrs |
Nothing like a wounded knee for taking you back to 5 years old, bleeding and sniffy. We should organise a whip round to send the elf parcel express all wrapped up with brown paper and tape. Then she can shiver whilst you cut open the package with the stiletto you have in your garter. Once installed on a chaise lounge in your black lace peignour she can kiss your bloody knees better through your torn stockings and spoon feed you Green and Blacks chocolate ice-cream and you can slap her when it dribbles down your cleavage. "Lick it up bitch!" Replete in the afterglow, you can bask in comfort whilst you give directions and watch ninja elf chop said cyclist into small pieces. " I'm a lady and I like to do ladies things like press flowers, stroke kittens and swim in the river wearing dresses and hats" Lady Emily | |
| 6 Oct 06, 11:15 AM pancake_day 6 yrs |
I am a cyclist. I work in the bike trade. I campaign for cyclist's rights and encourage cycle use.
Do you think I would have had any sympathy for this chap?
No! I'd have kicked the fucker too, if I could have caught him. This shit doesn't do cycling any good at all, let alone your unfortuenate event.
Hope you get over it soon.
Take care "Never knowingly understood" John Lewis | |
| 6 Oct 06, 11:28 AM Rosalee UK, 7 yrs |
If it's his regular route, maybe you should lie in wait for him on Monday and ambush him? Perhaps a hole in the ground, cunningly hidden by some twigs and grass (like a tiger trap) and containing something unpleasant? Sending you a hug. x |
