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Couples grow together, is this a step to far? (8)
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Posted by Corner on Fri 15 Sep 06, 11:40 PM
On Wednesday I went to hospital for a consultation. A couple of worrying lumps were to be looked at. No problem as it was just for confirmation, a second opinion. So, after a brisk walk and in a cheeky mood I stripped off my shirt. As expected the lumps were diagnosed as lipomas. Its now seems I am no longer any good for cooking as I am too gristly and certainly not self basting!
However, as this was pronounced a consultant's finger was thrust into my…….
Bellybutton! FFS have they no respect! As everybody knows bellybuttons are for tickling and blowing raspberries into, for giggling at in a childish manner. They are not for stranger's fingers to be probing.
I now have an appointment to have an umbilical hernia operated on! Don't laugh; it's not in the least bit funny! Much. After laughing myself silly a time and date was set for the day my bellybutton gets operated on.
As I left the hospital I sent a text to k to let her know the news. In response I got an instant phone call, mostly consisting of laughter.
Later that evening the youngster hands the house phone to k. An earnest conversation ensues and then I am told k has to have an endoscopy for an unconfirmed hiatus hernia. This just happens to be on the same day I go for my pre-op assessment! Talk about timing, how does that happen? Does the NHS have a postcode lottery that we have just won?
So, one household. Two hernias and two operations in a week. *Shakes head*
Developing together I can cope with but degenerating together is another matter! What next side by side as our hips are replaced…..
Hopefully. Edited Fri 15 Sep 06, 11:41 PM by Corner
Replies
16 Sep 06, 8:13 AM
northernwench
UK, 3 yrs
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The next time I see you both I expect the following:
Matching denture cups
Matching padded car cushions
Matching tartan shopping trollies on wheels.
CAN YOU HEAR ME OLD TIMER, I SAID.......
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16 Sep 06, 9:49 AM
Corner
UK, 3 yrs
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northernwench wrote:
The next time I see you both I expect the following:
Matching denture cups
Matching padded car cushions
Matching tartan shopping trollies on wheels.
CAN YOU HEAR ME OLD TIMER, I SAID.......
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" Did somebody say something" .... *Shakes and taps his hearing aid* No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
(George Bernard Shaw)
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16 Sep 06, 10:56 AM
krystle
UK(NE), 5 yrs
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pardon?
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16 Sep 06, 8:07 PM
synchronicity
UK(DN), 2 yrs |
northernwench wrote:
The next time I see you both I expect the following:
Matching denture cups
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no one set of dentures to be worn alternate days and swapped for heavy chewing mid meal |
16 Sep 06, 8:12 PM
FallenAngel
UK, 6 yrs  |
You two are becoming seriously worrying!!
It all sounds very 'hollywood'!
Hope all goes well for both of you though, erm however enough is enough ok? There is only so much 'togetherness' allowed before it becomes terminally nausiating 
~wanders off shaking head, and trying not to gag~
 Know your Body - Know your Mind - Know your Substance - Know your Source.
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18 Sep 06, 11:13 PM
t_judd
UK(BN), 5 yrs |
This proves Krystle-itis is infectious. |
19 Sep 06, 1:07 PM
Mel_SnM
UK, 3 yrs |
spoke to you about this - talk about luck of the arses!
I hope it all goes ok - thoughts are will you - Im not chuckling honest!
x oh do shut up - write a letter to santa clause - he may give a shit...
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20 Sep 06, 9:49 PM
Corner
UK, 3 yrs
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t_judd wrote:
This proves Krystle-itis is infectious.
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 No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
(George Bernard Shaw)
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