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| fen_fatale |
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
| 12 Sep 06, 7:37 PM xCallyx UK, 5 yrs  |
LOL loved them fen, especially the last one.
and of course dont forget the buttered toast one be well xx | |
| 12 Sep 06, 7:48 PM Ppengy 6 yrs |
Death becomes the fool. | |
| 12 Sep 06, 7:57 PM GazUK1963 UK(B), 6 yrs |
This made me smile. Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has truly lived. | |
| 12 Sep 06, 9:33 PM Ppengy 6 yrs |
Pervert | |
| 12 Sep 06, 10:38 PM Bendy_Trevor UK, 7 yrs |
Pearson's theroem is stated thus, The probability P of an event E occuring is inversley proportional to it's desirability D P(E) ~ 1/D ....... 1 Not only does this show that bad things happen, it also more or less eliminates good things.
It's all just fun and games,
until somebody gets hurt. | |
| 12 Sep 06, 11:07 PM Inveigle UK, 11 yrs |
That's obvious - the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground... With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail link could easily link London with the Home Counties! "To do is to be." - Socrates. |
