Posted by domspaintoy
on Wed 6 Sep 06, 1:48 PM to domspaintoy's blog.
Good God Almighty!!!
Just returned from the gym looking an absolute diabolical mess lol its far too warm for a workout but like a good girl i did as i was told and went.
i walked straight into a guy that once tried to teach me how to deep throat his tongue and then literally bumped into another who once thought i was fair game and thought he would try n stick his fingers up me while propping up the bar in a nightclub! (long time ago and i mighta bin drunk but you never forget a face do you!?) spec after id punched him *giggle*) Cheeky git even said Hiya! LOL
Anyway enough about tossers r us and i did my workout, my every move was followed and mimicked by my 11 year old and friend as i toiled my way round the equipment, the final straw came when she took piss outta me on the cross-trainer and she swallowed a gallon of pool water! Haha, tis bittersweet cos she will probs be moaning she feels sick later! 
So after much bouncing about on said equipment i find im done and sneaks a look in the mirror!!!
Fuck me mirrors should be banned from Gyms! Goes and locates child and friend who exclaims 'Mum!!! your all sweaty!' oh getaway id never have known!! *grin* i left the little darlings with warnings of behave, i will be back, be ready and no diving!
i have decided that kids and the gym just dont mix and i shall brave it alone next time!
| 6 Sep 06, 2:11 PM BarbieSlutLoki UK(E), 6 yrs  |
And I thought this was going to be about the Macc Lads song...
When I first met you I thought there was a mistake, how could you want me, didn't they teach you that loving me is nothing but pain |
| 7 Sep 06, 8:01 PM masterredd UK, 6 yrs |
such an attractive blog slave!
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PS you ARE pleasing me by attending the gym though