April 2006: Bukkake party-the aftermath?.

One Saturday night we were at a house party. I was greeted by one of the hostesses as we arrived and she insisted I get a guided tour of the house. I thought this was slightly odd as other people who arrived with me weren't being given this. I was shown the living room, the kitchen, the play rooms, the toilet and shower room (her emphasis, not mine) and was eventually stood in front of a bathroom door with an Out Of Order sign on it. I was told to close my eyes, not to open them and not to breathe in! Scary or what?

The door was opened and I was dragged inside, thinking this is some weird kind of ritual and there's going to be someone in there who'll do rude things to me. (Well, you never know your luck! )

I was told I could open my eyes and there it was..

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dah dah da da dah (a fanfare in case you didn't recognise it)

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- A bath full of CUSTARD! (OK not exactly full, a couple of inches of it in the bottom of the bath) and it was all for me!

It took me an hour or so before I stripped off and went for a wallow. I didn't want to get in there too fast and look too eager, trying to preserve a little dignity. Yeah right who am I kidding - somehow the words "dignity" and "custard bath" don't go together very well! I stepped in, and sat down gingerly in it, trying not to slip and splash right up the walls. It's not often I've bathed with a room full of people looking on!

It felt... good, slippery, the consistency was about right for maximum coverage but it was thin enough to run off. I sat there and giggled, and slid back and forwards and gathered it in my hands and they took photos. Velvet looked in as I was kneeling in it, with my cupped hands holding a runny large portion of custard and she looked disgusted and said "Nooooo, you're not going to put that on your face are you!?" So I did. (See photo!)

They took more photos, then it was suggested that I make some artwork on the walls, so a bum print and a boobs print appeared on the tiles, more photos. Someone else was persuaded to get in with me and we threw custard at each other, gently. (I didn't want to ruin someone else's bathroom walls, OK!) More photos.

We managed to find a mini paddling pool, found a Barbie and Ken type Ken doll and sat him in the mini paddling pool. More photos. Then time to get out. Showered off the custard and stepped out to be wrapped in a big towel and dried briskly, then I got dressed again.