Kink Jean Found on Chromosome 7

Research scientists at the Strapp Research Institute finally answer the question whether there is a genetic predisposition towards BDSM. Using advanced diagnostic techniques scientists revealed the presence of a kinked jean on chromosome 7. Note the karyotype shows the presence of the kinked jean on both homologues. The patient, female, presented with a marked dominant phenotype.

Funding is being sought to take the study further with a view to offering screening to prospective parents. One Cambridge scientist said "I expect screening could all but eradicate aberrant sexual traits by 2010"

-- Marcus Strapp