| 3 May 11 | I really should hang that mirror at some point... | |
| 3 May 11 71% from 36 ratings | Quality arse in plastic... ... but no, it's not mine. | |
| 27 Nov 09 78% from 43 ratings | A spot of dressing-up fun... Bad hair day. Taken badly with a bad phone camera at a friends house. To the left is the refrigerator of much Champagne. | |
| 20 Sep 10 | PJ keeps his hand warm through a chilly winter... | |
| 7 Oct 09 | 5th October 2009. In his ongoing quest for a better profile picture, PJ continues to be baffled by modern technology... | |
| 28 Apr 09 | It smiles! :) Proof, for those who have doubted, that I do occasionally smile, although usually only with a pint in my hand, as here. Taken in a gay pub by Emma H at 3am on 25th April 2009... | |
| 6 Feb 09 | ... now panic and freak out. | |
| 31 Mar 09 | Keys. | |
| 15 Feb 09 | 12th February 2009. | |
| 7 Nov 08 | More totty bait. Proved effective in reducing mature adults to puddles of goo. | |
| 4 Jul 08 | An "honest" photo... |