| 16 Mar 10 | A good night starts with.. .. a flogger, an over-the-door coat hook, and a cuffed sub | |
| 4 Jun 08 | I believe in gender equality. However.. ..boys still make bloody good pets | |
| 25 Dec 07 | Cortina | |
| 1 Feb 08 | If South Park had a Cortina, this is what she'd be like! |