Wah!	IC Name: x_flaire_x Joined: 8 Jan 2002 Last visit: 24 days ago Sex/gender: Female Location: Rural Oxfordshire, UK Age: 38

It is a little known fact that red pandas can not only be found in the Himalayahs but in the foothills of the mighty Pennines, around Rochdale. Currently hiding in the wilds of Oxfordshire, now with plenty of lovely rolling hills.

Good Things:

My beloved Master - He made me complete and I've never known a love and joy as glorious and wonderful as the one we share. He owns me, body, soul and mind. Without him, there is only emptiness.

Daft Theme Tunes from Children's Television - How can one resist the joys of this and this and this epicand this legendary offering and above all this.

Housework - I aspire to be the perfect housewife. I worship at the Altar of Our Noble Lady Anthea, the Temple of Saint Martha of Stewart and the Glorious Church of Kim and Aggie. O, punish me when I fail to do the vacuuming, my cruel Mistresses. Housework is an artform, it is an act of love. And yes, I've managed to turn it into a fetish.

Flash Gordon - Bring me the bore worms!

A Series Of Unfortunate Events - Gloomily fabulous.

Firefly - The finest sci-fi series ever..offical. Well, Lexx does have its moments.

Bungee Floggers - Makes me floaty light.

Rope Bondage - ditto.

The Box of Delights - Classic.

Rasputin by Boney M - Ra, ra, Rasputin!

Bad Things:

The Frosties 'Isn't it great?' Advert - Hateful in so many ways.

Never Having Enough Bookcases

Pinwheels - Evil!

Hangovers

Personal Injury Lawyer Adverts - Actually, all those insurance, personal loan and car finance adverts.

Guilty Secrets:

Barbarian Movies - From the intellectual heights of Conan the Barbarian to the nonsensical Deathstalker to the seriously bad Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell..bad tastetastic!

Most Haunted - Oooooh, was that an orb?

BBC Costume Drama - Corsets and bonnets. Bliss.

Eye colour: Blue   Hair colour: Brown  

This profile was last updated on 1 Nov 09, 3:55 PM.

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