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| Profile: | teach_me |
| Created on: | 22 Apr 2006 |
| Last visit: | 17 days ago |
| Country: | UK |
| Location: | manchester/ lancs |
| Sex/gender: | Female |
| Hair colour: | black |
| Eye colour: | blue |
| Weight: | 9st 7lb |
| Height: | 5ft 6in |
| BMI: | 21.3 |
| Sex/gender seeking: | Male | | Ad title: | bugger off not interested not looking |
| Ad updated: | 28 days ago |
http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/249602/0/... this may interest you xx only cos i wrote it not cos it's of any importance 
have decided i kinda like being single ... much less hassle and probably much more entertaining ... actually dont think i'm designed for relationships .... in teachy speak that means bugger off .... before i bite yer ankles ... i'm not interested 
a friends description of me .... far too dominant to be sub ... but couldn't dom her way out of a wet paper bag thats already ripped ....
I think that basically means ... i've been a parent for 20 years and i'm a crap sub lol ... but i spose that depends on your outlook 
I have a 20 year old son at university, i also have a 2 dogs, 2 cats ..an evil rabbit called psycho ... and i grow lots of my own veg ... they all come first, so no i aint gonna go gallivanting round the country, cos apart from being a pain getting someone to look after them... and i really cant be bothered sitting on trains for hours, i dont have a car........ and sitting at home alone every night waiting for the weekend is rubbish .... i dont do LDR's they suck.... just so you know ....
am happy to chat on msn though ... if I'M bored
FAQ's
Q1, what colour knickers are you wearing?
A. i'm either not wearing any, or why does it matter you arent gonna see em anyway
Q2, what size are your boobs?
A depends how big your hands are
Q3, you havent got anything on your interests list ...what are you into??
A. if you interest me as a person you may one day get to find out ... till then it's none of your business
Q4, are you kneeling slut ?
A. oh yeah course i am whilst typing to you and behind a monitor. .... muppet
Q5, can i be your friend?
A. depends if you act like one or you think that will get you into my knickers .... it won't, you'll rip them.
Q6, will you Domme me mistress?
A. falls on floor laughing .... yeah course go chop your wanking hand off and send me the photos.
Q7. shall i book a hotel room for when we meet?
A. feel free i dont care where you stay.
Q8, do you swallow?
A. course i swallow, otherwise i'd die of starvation.
Q9, can i lick your boots?
A. yes if you want to die
Q10. will you marry me? (asked 4 times whilst just in convo on msn lol ... may have been a joke but not taking any chances)
A. only if you're very rich and suffering from terminal illness and gonna die in the next few weeks and you're gonna leave me all your money
now talk to me like a person rather than your next conquest .... and stop being a muppet ... it's boring
thank you ... smiles sweetly and blows kisses  xxx
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please click MY VAMPIRE LINK and become a vampire so i get lots of blood .....
if you want a decent interactive map i have a good one if you want one please send me a memo with your email addy and i'll send it to you
thank you XX
some random crap about Me...
Star Sign......... Leo
Sexuality......... Very Straight
Alcohol ........I drink occasionally
Perfect Partner ........one who says what he means and means what he says
Makes Me Happy .........lots of cuddles / chocolate
Makes Me Sad ...........running out of tea bags
Bad Habits ...........putting sweetie wrappers back in the tin oopss
My Favourite...
Colours ..... Black ... then purple ... and red
Food ...........pot noodles /choccy/bananas & most things except cabbage/sprouts
Music.............rock / punk / 80s/green day/stiff little fingers and loads of other stuff that son tells me to turn down cos he cant hear his crap
TV Show ..................... top gear /friends /scrubs / CSI / NCIS /house / true blood
Author.........james herbert
Movies ...........shawshank redemption / life of brian/ about a boy / Green Mile / battle royale
Night Club ..................Jilly's Rockworld Manchester
Animals ..........elephant / dogs / cats / chickens/horses
Person ........... me
Place ........... bed and anywhere hot
Things i hate .... moths/daddy longlegs/ spiders/ needles/ liars/ and blokes who cant be faithful...........
A few thoughts to contemplate... No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.... You can't trust dogs to watch your food... you know you are middle aged when you buy cereal for the fibre not the toy (funny the toy wins every time for me)... Laughing is good exercise, It's like jogging on the inside.... Forget the health food when you get past 30 you need all the preservatives you can get... and dont annoy me im running out of places to hide the bodies..
Lynda xx This profile was last updated on 15 Feb 10, 1:09 PM
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