Zoidberg

IC Name: purgamentum Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Last visit: 1 minute ago Sex/gender: Male Location: Behind you... Boo!, UK Age: 35 Website: http://fetlife.com...

Hello there and welcome to this little profile of mine. I hope if you decide to read on, this in some way provides you with a modicum of enjoyment, or perhaps even raises a smile. If I were you I wouldn't bother with the pictures though, chances are they will give you nightmares.

If you're reading this then it is a fair bet to say you've decided to stay, so I guess this is where I should maybe start telling you about myself? Well there isn't really a great deal to tell. I would like to think I am your normal(ish) average single guy; average looks, height, intelligence and so on and so forth in an average fashion. However to paraphrase 'averageness is in the eye of the beholder'. And in the beholders beholding sometimes I come up short of this. Curse those beholders. (This profile is brought to you today by the word beholder)

In my time there have been up's and down's (more so as when I was a sailor upon the ocean waves as you would expect), I've made plenty of mistakes and gathered a few regrets. You could call me a geek or a nerd (whichever of the two isn't clever) with my leanings toward sci-fi, horror, and fantasy when it comes to movies and books. It might be prudent not to mention my sentiment for George Lucas' opus and comic book mythos. Bugger! I just did didn't I? If only my keyboard had a delete key... My taste in music is pretty eclectic with my cd collection including Radiohead and the Beach Boys as well as everything in between. I have a few scars that are permanent reminders of my miss-adventures in life, but at least my mum says I am cool.

I find myself on this site because I have leanings toward the darker aspects of human nature and sexuality. I enjoy the sensation, look, and feel of fetish wear especially hoods and masks. I could spout some pop-psychology about this having it's roots in my discomfort with my looks, but I won't do that as it would just take up too much time. Best to say I do rather enjoy wearing them. Also it may be nice to come across someone to share this adventure we call life; someone to laugh with, engage with and be a partner in crime with.

So for now this is the end. I hope you enjoyed reading my profile. No doubt over time it will alter and change. I can only apologise for the poor spolling, syntax and grammar that bad. Feel free to drop me a message to say hi if you should find yourself so inclined, I promise not to bite. Although I can't promise not to pinch.

Yahoo messenger:ask   MSN ID:ask   Eye colour: hazel   Hair colour: brown   Height: 5ft 11in  

This profile was last updated on 15 Mar 12, 8:30 PM.

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